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		<title>Marriage Ref spin-offs in the works, Seinfeld and NBC confirm</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marriage Ref spin-offs in the works, Seinfeld and NBC confirm
March 11, 2010
by shf
NEW YORK (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Grateful NBC executives profusely thanked producer-comedian Jerry Seinfeld today for coming to the Peacock Network&#8217;s rescue, with the Seinfeld-produced The Marriage Ref placing a comedy tourniquet on their self-inflicted hemorrhage in the Thursday 10 PM time slot.
The Marriage Ref [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC&#8217;s incessant promos for TV show Parenthood during coverage of Winter Olympics spur condom distribution record</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shf</dc:creator>
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NBC&#8217;s incessant promos for TV show Parenthood during coverage of Winter Olympics spur condom distribution record
March 2, 2010
by shf
VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; The 2010 Vancouver Olympics have &#8220;captured the gold medal for most condoms distributed at a Winter Games,&#8221; it was claimed today by an official of Vancouver Coastal Health, who noted that this massive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Y2K redux, Sony&#8217;s PlayStation 3 units crippled by 8001050F error likely due to calendar rollover screw up</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Y2K redux, Sony&#8217;s PlayStation 3 units crippled by 8001050F error likely due to calendar rollover screw up
March 1, 2010
by shf
FOSTER CITY, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Demonstrating a cautionary tale of the extraordinary power being ceded by humanity to advanced technology, and being wielded by seemingly innocuous calendar bugs to thoroughly disrupt daily life in our technology-dependant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
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Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods
February 28, 2010
by shf
CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – South Carolina&#8217;s randy, philandering Governor Mark Sanford has been selected to replace Tiger Woods as the new poster boy for an upcoming &#8216;Spay or Neuter&#8217; ad campaign by animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).
PETA&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shf</dc:creator>
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Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season
February 27, 2010
by shf
SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Despite being clearly disappointed that the tsunami in Hawaii did not live up to their eager anticipation and expectations earlier today, senior executives at Holland America Lines &#8212; based in Seattle, Washington &#8212; were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising
February 27, 2010
by shf
SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Determined not to be outdone by rival Royal Caribbean Lines&#8217; successful Disaster Zone Cruises to Haiti during last month&#8217;s devastating earthquake, Holland America Lines &#8212; based in Seattle, Washington &#8212; is rapidly mobilizing contingency plans to take advantage of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cuss Free Week coming to California</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Cuss Free Week coming to California
February 25, 2010
by shf
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Despite the massive budgetary disaster that threatens to sink California deep into the Pacific, State Assemblyman Anthony Portantino (D-La Canada Flintridge) flagrantly wasted taxpayers time and money this morning by introducing legislation to consider making next week a statewide profanity-free week. 
He was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal
February 24, 2010
by shf
VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Olympic figure skater, and classless sore loser, Evgeni Plushenko was unanimously awarded a Polonium-210 medal in Vancouver yesterday.
The special medal was awarded to the Russian skater for exhibiting extremely disrespectful behavior towards the International Olympic Committee and towards his fellow competitors.
Said an Olympian who insisted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist
February 24, 2010
by shf
JACKSON, Miss. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour elaborated on assertions made in his Toyota op-ed piece appearing in The Washington Post this morning, directly placing full blame for the Toyota fiasco on President Obama and his cadre of liberal lawmakers in Congress for their continued insistance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode
Febraury 23, 2010
by shf
WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Bloviating archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh quickly took to the airwaves this afternoon to issue the following statement regarding former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney&#8217;s recent cardiac episode:
&#8220;First, let me assure you &#8212; my loyal and obediant servants &#8212; that my dear [...]]]></description>
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