Miracle on the Jurzee Shore December 14, 2009 by shf (FASTLAUGH.com) Reminder to self… must remember to program TiVo to record the heartwarming, upcoming Christmas episode of MTV’s Jurzee Shore, “Miracle on the Jurzee Shore,” as two of the wannabe Guidos, Ronnie and Mike, run out of gel on Christmas Eve and learn to appreciate [...]
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- RT @paulapoundstone I'm not just checking the "organ donor" box on a form at the DMV today. I'm delivering them live.
- RT @TheDailyEdge Conservatives Put Aside Concerns About Iran's Nuclear Ambitions to Express Outrage Over M.I.A.'s Middle Finger #SuperBowl
- RT @KimJongNumberUn Wait - aren't they going to show the losing team being executed? #SuperBowl
- RT @BorowitzReport The highpoint so far has been the commercials from all the car companies Romney wanted to go out of business. #SuperBowl
- RT @PerryJerisho WAIT, you mean that wasn't Betty White singing at halftime?
- Too Funny! RT @PerryJerisho http://t.co/UClfe0JB: Home of the singing goiter.
- RT @BorowitzReport Shorter Teleflora ad: "Every fuck begins with flowers." #SuperBowl
- RT @PerryJerisho Twinkies survive the apocalypse? They couldn't even survive the Recession. #SuperBowl
- #MaterialFilms The Ticking of Gingham 123
- RT @pourmecoffee Puppy Bowl is on. There's a "Ride Romney's Roof" competition this year.
- RT @JamesNapoli Parents! Help your child develop an interest in logic and problem solving by getting them an Occam's Razor Scooter!
- Scrap Iron Butterfly #recessionbands
- RT @sirstefan Ja Rules of Attraction #rapbooks (cc: @FastLaugh)
- :) RT @petabites Iron Made-in-China -AND- New Kids On The Auction Block #recessionbands
- RT @sirstefan Love in the Time of Coolio #rapbooks
- RT @paulapoundstone I've been getting my free breast cancer screening from the TSA.
- Santorum fails to qualify for Indiana ballot, vows entry through back door if necessary: http://t.co/aFaSpVD3
- RT @PerryJerisho How come hoarders never collect 1000's of brooms and room deodorizers?
- Saving Face for the Cure. Nice try, #Komen. #PRFail #SavingFaceForTheCure
- Expect to hear news soon that Komen's Karen Handel is resigning to pursue other witch-hunts #FireKarenHandel #Komen #KarenHandel