Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods February 28, 2010 by shf CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – South Carolina’s randy, philandering Governor Mark Sanford has been selected to replace Tiger Woods as the new poster boy for an upcoming ‘Spay or Neuter’ ad campaign by animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical [...]
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Posted 28 February 2010
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Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse January 21, 2010 by shf CHARLOTTE, N.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – With his credibility irrevocably shattered after finally admitting this morning that he fathered a child with his mistress while his wife was valiantly battling incurable cancer, former North Carolina senator and failed presidential candidate John Edwards continues [...]
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Posted 21 January 2010
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FastLaugh.com Poll: Biggest Crotch Bombs of 2009 December 30, 2009 by shf DESERT PALMS, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — The results are now final… Despite a very spirited and thankfully unsuccessful last-week-of-the-year-challenge by Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, the winner of FastLaugh’s “Who’s the biggest Crotch Bomb of 2009?” poll is… Tiger Woods As recently as a few [...]
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Posted 30 December 2009
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Tiger Woods sweeps PGA Tour’s top two awards December 19, 2009 by shf PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Tiger Woods, boosted by the recent implosion of his golfing career, his family life, and most significantly his extramarital sex life, swept both of the PGA Tour’s top awards for the first time this year. It’s [...]
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Posted 19 December 2009
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EXTRA! EXTRA! *** Read all about it! *** News from 2011! *** Why wait a whole ‘nother year when you can get it here today! *** EXTRA! EXTRA! Tiger Woods Bad Boys of Miniature Golf Pro-Am Tournament Weekend January 3, 2011 by shf EL CENTRO, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Radio and TV stations, billboards, and the [...]
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Posted 13 December 2009
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Sanford divorce filing December 11, 2009 by shf CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Jenny Sanford, South Carolina’s gracious and dignified first lady, filed divorce papers today on the grounds of adultery following months of fruitless reconcilliation attempts with Governor Mark Sanford, her husband of two decades. Gov. Sanford and his ‘stimulus package’ disappeared for several days [...]
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Posted 11 December 2009
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