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		<title>Susan G. Komen Disgrace for the Cure</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Megyn Kelly Essentially</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fox News commentator Megyn Kelly: That nice cop fed all of those ungrateful, dirty #OWS hippies a free vegetarian meal at taxpayer expense. #MegynKellyEssentially]]></description>
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		<title>Taylor Swift Pepper Sprayed by Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 05:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Singer Taylor Swift reacts to getting a mouthful of pepper spray from cop as she accepts the Favorite Country Music Album award for &#8220;Speak Now&#8221; at the 2011 American Music Awards in Los Angeles November 20, 2011.]]></description>
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		<title>Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: Netflix To: FastLaugh Subject: Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2011 Dear Subscriber, Reed was way too fucking embarrassed to send you another email himself. And besides, after that last one when he announced Qwikster, the Netflix Board of Directors refused to even let him see this one before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let them eat carp</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 Let them eat carp Qu&#8217;ils mangent de la carpe by shf CHICAGO (FastLaugh.com) &#8212; Asian carp are prolific, plankton-gobbling pests threatening to choke the life out of the Great Lakes, all the while an escalating number of Illinois residents go to bed hungry every night. Illinois officials launched an anti-hunger program today [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paul &#8220;Eddie Munster&#8221; Ryan not running for POTUS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 19:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUST 22, 2011 Paul &#8220;Eddie Munster&#8221; Ryan not running for POTUS Loses support of critical widow&#8217;s peak voting bloc by shf WASHINGTON, D.C. (FastLaugh.com) &#8212; Following a swirl of rumors started last week by political operative Karl Rove (@FakeTurdBlossom) that Munster was consulting with advisers and family members on a possible presidential run, FastLaugh has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Groovy, baby! &#8220;Austin Powers: Bond, Junk Bond&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 14:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUST 14, 2011 Groovy, baby! &#8220;Austin Powers: Bond, Junk Bond&#8221; Dr. Evil and Jean-Claude Trichet conspire in bid to collapse the Eurozone By shf FRANKFURT (FastLaugh.com) &#8212; Global financial markets were rocked as turmoil from the European debt crisis spiraled out of control, and investors raced to move their holdings to safe havens such as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bachmann celebrates Ames Straw Poll victory with traditional corndog irrumatio at Iowa State Fair</title>
		<link>http://fastlaugh.com/shf/bachmann-celebrates-ames-straw-poll-victory-with-traditional-corndog-irrumatio-at-iowa-state-fair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUST 14, 2011 Bachmann celebrates Ames Straw Poll victory with traditional corndog irrumatio at Iowa State Fair Saves wurst for last as Tina Brown kicks self over last week&#8217;s premature &#8216;Crazy Eyes&#8217; Newsweek cover by shf AMES, Iowa (FastLaugh.com) &#8212; Appearing on &#8220;Face the Nation&#8221; on Sunday morning, Rep. Michele Bachmann stood by her comment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marlins demote LoMo to Triple-A following repeated Twitter rants</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUST 13, 2011 Marlins demote LoMo to Triple-A following repeated Twitter rants LoMo retaliates by tweeting nude locker room photos of Jack McKeon by shf MIAMI (FastLaugh.com) &#8212; The Marlins shook up their roster on Saturday night, serving harsh notice to a new generation of social media obsessed ballplayers by demoting one of their young, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUST 10, 2011 Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness by shf AMES, IOWA (FastLaugh.com) &#8212; Elaborating on a radical debt reduction scheme trumpeted last year by presidential aspirant Sarah Palin, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) stated this evening on Fox News, “You know, we&#8217;ve got this ginormous&#8230; really, really ginormous&#8230; debt to China [...]]]></description>
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