shf happens... by the tweet
- RT @TheDailyEdge Conservatives Put Aside Concerns About Iran's Nuclear Ambitions to Express Outrage Over M.I.A.'s Middle Finger #SuperBowl
- RT @KimJongNumberUn Wait - aren't they going to show the losing team being executed? #SuperBowl
- RT @BorowitzReport The highpoint so far has been the commercials from all the car companies Romney wanted to go out of business. #SuperBowl
- RT @PerryJerisho WAIT, you mean that wasn't Betty White singing at halftime?
- Too Funny! RT @PerryJerisho http://t.co/UClfe0JB: Home of the singing goiter.
- RT @BorowitzReport Shorter Teleflora ad: "Every fuck begins with flowers." #SuperBowl
- RT @PerryJerisho Twinkies survive the apocalypse? They couldn't even survive the Recession. #SuperBowl
- #MaterialFilms The Ticking of Gingham 123
- RT @pourmecoffee Puppy Bowl is on. There's a "Ride Romney's Roof" competition this year.
- RT @JamesNapoli Parents! Help your child develop an interest in logic and problem solving by getting them an Occam's Razor Scooter!
- Scrap Iron Butterfly #recessionbands
- RT @sirstefan Ja Rules of Attraction #rapbooks (cc: @FastLaugh)
- :) RT @petabites Iron Made-in-China -AND- New Kids On The Auction Block #recessionbands
- RT @sirstefan Love in the Time of Coolio #rapbooks
- RT @paulapoundstone I've been getting my free breast cancer screening from the TSA.
- Santorum fails to qualify for Indiana ballot, vows entry through back door if necessary: http://t.co/aFaSpVD3
- RT @PerryJerisho How come hoarders never collect 1000's of brooms and room deodorizers?
- Saving Face for the Cure. Nice try, #Komen. #PRFail #SavingFaceForTheCure
- Expect to hear news soon that Komen's Karen Handel is resigning to pursue other witch-hunts #FireKarenHandel #Komen #KarenHandel
- No jokin'... No, #Komen, apology NOT accepted. You've already shown your true colors #PinkWash #PRFail #DisgraceForTheCure #BPAInYourPerfume
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Megyn Kelly Essentially
Fox News commentator Megyn Kelly: That nice cop fed all of those ungrateful, dirty #OWS hippies a free vegetarian meal at taxpayer expense. #MegynKellyEssentially
Taylor Swift Pepper Sprayed by Cop
Singer Taylor Swift reacts to getting a mouthful of pepper spray from cop as she accepts the Favorite Country Music Album award for “Speak Now” at the 2011 American Music Awards in Los Angeles November 20, 2011.
Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com
From: Netflix To: FastLaugh Subject: Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2011 Dear Subscriber, Reed was way too fucking embarrassed to send you another email himself. And besides, after that last one when he announced Qwikster, the Netflix Board of Directors refused to even let him see this one before [...]
Let them eat carp
SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 Let them eat carp Qu’ils mangent de la carpe by shf CHICAGO (FastLaugh.com) — Asian carp are prolific, plankton-gobbling pests threatening to choke the life out of the Great Lakes, all the while an escalating number of Illinois residents go to bed hungry every night. Illinois officials launched an anti-hunger program today [...]
Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan not running for POTUS
AUGUST 22, 2011 Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan not running for POTUS Loses support of critical widow’s peak voting bloc by shf WASHINGTON, D.C. (FastLaugh.com) — Following a swirl of rumors started last week by political operative Karl Rove (@FakeTurdBlossom) that Munster was consulting with advisers and family members on a possible presidential run, FastLaugh has [...]
Groovy, baby! “Austin Powers: Bond, Junk Bond”
AUGUST 14, 2011 Groovy, baby! “Austin Powers: Bond, Junk Bond” Dr. Evil and Jean-Claude Trichet conspire in bid to collapse the Eurozone By shf FRANKFURT (FastLaugh.com) — Global financial markets were rocked as turmoil from the European debt crisis spiraled out of control, and investors raced to move their holdings to safe havens such as [...]
Bachmann celebrates Ames Straw Poll victory with traditional corndog irrumatio at Iowa State Fair
AUGUST 14, 2011 Bachmann celebrates Ames Straw Poll victory with traditional corndog irrumatio at Iowa State Fair Saves wurst for last as Tina Brown kicks self over last week’s premature ‘Crazy Eyes’ Newsweek cover by shf AMES, Iowa (FastLaugh.com) — Appearing on “Face the Nation” on Sunday morning, Rep. Michele Bachmann stood by her comment [...]
Marlins demote LoMo to Triple-A following repeated Twitter rants
AUGUST 13, 2011 Marlins demote LoMo to Triple-A following repeated Twitter rants LoMo retaliates by tweeting nude locker room photos of Jack McKeon by shf MIAMI (FastLaugh.com) — The Marlins shook up their roster on Saturday night, serving harsh notice to a new generation of social media obsessed ballplayers by demoting one of their young, [...]
Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness
AUGUST 10, 2011 Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness by shf AMES, IOWA (FastLaugh.com) — Elaborating on a radical debt reduction scheme trumpeted last year by presidential aspirant Sarah Palin, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) stated this evening on Fox News, “You know, we’ve got this ginormous… really, really ginormous… debt to China [...]