@FastLaugh #LessonsFromTheTwilightZone The recipes in translated cookbooks always call for ‘Mystery Meat’ @FastLaugh #LessonsFromTheTwilightZone That episode where all of the Jan Brady mannequins keep saying “Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!” really creeps me out @FastLaugh #FailedZyngaGames Congressville @FastLaugh #SignsOfMayanApocalypseDelayedArrival Honey Boo Boo appearing on CNN NYE with AC and Kathy Griffin @FastLaugh #MedievalPublicServiceAnnouncements “If this Plague Cart’s [...]
@FastLaugh #ThreeStoogesCinema The Shawshemp Redemption @FastLaugh #ThreeStoogesCinema To Besser, with Love @FastLaugh #ThreeStoogesCinema One Larry Fine Day @FastLaugh #ThreeStoogesCinema Eyes Poked Shut @FastLaugh #ThreeStoogesCinema Like Why I Oughta For Chocolate @FastLaugh #ThreeStoogesCinema Bring Me You Knucklehead Of Alfredo Garcia @FastLaugh #ThreeStoogesCinema How Stella Got Her Stooge Back Hope you enjoyed @TheHashtagGame and got a @FastLaugh [...]
@FastLaugh #ArchaeoSitcoms The Mitochondrial McCoys @FastLaugh #ArchaeoSitcoms Cro-Magnon in the Middle @FastLaugh #ArchaeoSitcoms Neanderthal in the Family @FastLaugh #ArchaeoSitcoms Saved By The Peat @FastLaugh #ArchaeoSitcoms When Things Were Molten @FastLaugh #ArchaeoSitcoms The Morey Amberdam Show @FastLaugh #ArchaeoSitcoms Tyler Perry’s House of Pompeiin @FastLaugh #TeaTunes Chai a Lapsang Souchong Around the Old Smoked Tea @FastLaugh #TeaTunes [...]
@FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Trampolina Jolie (gold medal for legbombing) @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Rowing Atkinson @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Taekwando Sykes @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Hockey Graziano @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Fencer Tracy @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Judo Law @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Skate Winslet @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Red Skeleton @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Luge Grant @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Teri Water Polo @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames John Vault @FastLaugh #FamousOlympicNames Greco-Roman Polanski @FastLaugh #HairyCelebs [...]
@FastLaugh #EnglishMajorFoods “The Porterhouse of Parmigiano-Reggiano” @FastLaugh #EnglishMajorFoods “The Catcher in the Rye Bread” @FastLaugh #EnglishMajorFoods “No Country For Old Hens” @FastLaugh #SitcomsPolitics “Punky Newtster” @FastLaugh #DogMovieParodies “Breakfast At Mastiffany’s” @FastLaugh #DogMovieParodies “Ridgeback Houndton” @FastLaugh #DogMovieParodies “About A Borzoi” @FastLaugh #DogMovieParodies “A Bichon Collied Hounda” @FastLaugh #DogMovieParodies “Bark/Off” @FastLaugh #DogMovieParodies “Raging Bulldog” @FastLaugh #DogMovieParodies “Crouching [...]
Some of today’s favorite #TheHashtagGame tweets from @FastLaugh. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #FakeElements ~ Romneysium: Solid, liquid or gas depending upon the audience. ~ Rushium: Primordial solid at room temperature; converts to unstable hot gas when exposed to a radio audience. ~ Newtium: Ignoble gas; half-wife of a few years, then attaches to Youngblondium. [...]
Some of today’s favorite #TheHashtagGame tweets from @FastLaugh. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #SeussSpeare “When Gerald McGrew is running the zoo, the first thing he’ll do is tame that damn shrew” “There’s a Wocket in My Shylocket” “Wet Petruchio, Dry Petruchio, Your Petruchio, My Petruchio” “When The Lorax Met Sycorax” “Hoopeter Thumperdink…? Not Him!” “Off [...]
Some of today’s favorite #TheHashtagGame tweets from @FastLaugh. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #NamesInMusic “Anything from the soundtrack of ‘Star Trek II: Since You’ve Been Khan’” “Smoke on the Walter” “Rock You Like A Hudsoncane” “In-A-Gadda-Danny-DaVito” by L. Ron Hubbardfly #MeatFilms “The Baking of Cured Ham 1 2 3″ “The Girl With The Chicken Ragout” [...]
Some of today’s favorite #TheHashtagGame tweets from @FastLaugh. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #SpikeLeeTV “Downton Crooklyn” “Mo’ Better Hill Street Blues” “Malcolm X in the Middle” “Private School Daze” “2 Little Broke Girls” “Summer of Samantha Who? “New Jersey Shore Drive” “Doogie the Right Thing Howser, M.D.” #PowerSongs “Hertz So Good” by John Cougar Mellen [...]
Some of today’s favorite #IndianBeatles tweets from @FastLaugh and others. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #IndianBeatles @FastLaugh “Eleanor Curry” ~ “Baati, You’re a Rich Naan” ~ “Dahlo, Gobhi” ~ “Lady Madhya” RT @PaulLesner1 “Balti in the USSR” ~ “Dhansak me Down” ~ “Dhal Tripper” RT @saj1964 “Oh-Bla-Di, Oh-Bla-Dahl” ~ “Glass Onion Bhaji” RT @AlegnaNosnhoj “Tikka [...]
Some of today’s favorite #WhatTheyShouldReallyBeCalled tweets from @FastLaugh and others. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #WhatTheyShouldReallyBeCalled RT @MyVogonPoetry “Tacos = Calorie Delivery Modules” ~ “Elliptical Machines = Clothes Hangers” ~ “Computers = LifeSuckers” ~ “Cats = Hairball Factories” RT @DharmaCupcake “Cats = Time-Space-Warping Ninjas” RT @Galileo908 “Eggs = Future Birds” RT @lessmonkey “Birds = Flutter [...]
Some of today’s favorite #RobinHoodMusic tweets from @FastLaugh and others. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #RobinHoodMusic RT @ColinLusk “Nottingham Heaven’s Door” RT @DawkinsDog “Cry me a Quiver” RT @granary_torino “Ebony and Archery” @FastLaugh “Tuck in the Middle Ages with You (and the Merry Men)” (by Wooden Wheel) RT @ElmoDelmo86 “I Shot The Sheriff” (Of Nottingham) [...]
Some of today’s favorite #AfricanFilms tweets. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #AfricanFilms RT @PORKPlE “Captain Corelli’s Mandella” ~ “You’ve Got Mali” ~ “Sierra Leone King” RT @Skiminski “A Fish Called Rwanda” ~ “Dude, Where’s Dakar?” RT @himupnorth “Angola’s Ashes” RT @shirlywirly “When Kalahari Met Sally” ~ “Desperately Seeking Sudan” RT @Melonhead999 “It’s a Chad Chad [...]
Some of today’s favorite assorted tweets from @FastLaugh and others. Enjoy! ~ shf #TheHashtagGame @TheHashtagGame #HealthAndSafetyFilms @FastLaugh “Girl with the Temporary Dragon Tattoo” ~ “Gnomeo and Spirochete” RT @dursleygull “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (may contain traces of nuts) #ExerciseFilms @FastLaugh “The Pumping Iron Lady” ~ “War Pommel Horse” ~ “The 39 Reps” RT [...]
Fox News commentator Megyn Kelly: That nice cop fed all of those ungrateful, dirty #OWS hippies a free vegetarian meal at taxpayer expense. #MegynKellyEssentially
From: Netflix To: FastLaugh Subject: Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2011 Dear Subscriber, Reed was way too fucking embarrassed to send you another email himself. And besides, after that last one when he announced Qwikster, the Netflix Board of Directors refused to even let him see this one before [...]
SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 Let them eat carp Qu’ils mangent de la carpe by shf CHICAGO (FastLaugh.com) — Asian carp are prolific, plankton-gobbling pests threatening to choke the life out of the Great Lakes, all the while an escalating number of Illinois residents go to bed hungry every night. Illinois officials launched an anti-hunger program today [...]
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AUGUST 22, 2011 Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan not running for POTUS Loses support of critical widow’s peak voting bloc by shf WASHINGTON, D.C. (FastLaugh.com) — Following a swirl of rumors started last week by political operative Karl Rove (@FakeTurdBlossom) that Munster was consulting with advisers and family members on a possible presidential run, FastLaugh has [...]
AUGUST 14, 2011 Groovy, baby! “Austin Powers: Bond, Junk Bond” Dr. Evil and Jean-Claude Trichet conspire in bid to collapse the Eurozone By shf FRANKFURT (FastLaugh.com) — Global financial markets were rocked as turmoil from the European debt crisis spiraled out of control, and investors raced to move their holdings to safe havens such as [...]
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AUGUST 14, 2011 Bachmann celebrates Ames Straw Poll victory with traditional corndog irrumatio at Iowa State Fair Saves wurst for last as Tina Brown kicks self over last week’s premature ‘Crazy Eyes’ Newsweek cover by shf AMES, Iowa (FastLaugh.com) — Appearing on “Face the Nation” on Sunday morning, Rep. Michele Bachmann stood by her comment [...]
AUGUST 13, 2011 Marlins demote LoMo to Triple-A following repeated Twitter rants LoMo retaliates by tweeting nude locker room photos of Jack McKeon by shf MIAMI (FastLaugh.com) — The Marlins shook up their roster on Saturday night, serving harsh notice to a new generation of social media obsessed ballplayers by demoting one of their young, [...]
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AUGUST 10, 2011 Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness by shf AMES, IOWA (FastLaugh.com) — Elaborating on a radical debt reduction scheme trumpeted last year by presidential aspirant Sarah Palin, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) stated this evening on Fox News, “You know, we’ve got this ginormous… really, really ginormous… debt to China [...]
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