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shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down

shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down July 28, 2010 by shf Bighorn Mountain, WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Hey there, Mr. Forty-Five Foot RV Guy with the Texas plates… That was quite the intestine-liquefying scare you gave yourself and family while careening down from 9,430 feet on Bighorn Mountain in Wyoming, with your SUV wildly in [...]

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign July 28, 2010 by shf Buffalo Gap National Grassland, SD (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the South Dakota Department of Transportation. Hey there, SDDOT… One afternoon recently, a somewhat startled traveler on Highway 44, just west of Scenic, SD in the Buffalo Gap National Grassland, was [...]

¶ Posted 28 July 2010 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: alcohol-related death, Buffalo Gap National Grassland, Department of Transportation, drive safely, drunken, grassland, highways, hillside, Indian Country, Indian Reservation, job security, law enforcement officer, Lloyd Looking Elk, memorial, Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, ravine, roadside memorial, Scenic South Dakota, SDDOT, sign painter, signage, South Dakota, South Dakota Department of Transportation, speeding, telephone pole, utility crew, Whiteclay Nebraska, Why Die?, X Marks the Spot

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania July 23, 2010 by shf Roadkill, PA (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation. Dear PennDOT, Your Welcome Center Division is to be commended for having such incredibly visionary vision: “By assisting motorists as they enter Pennsylvania, the Welcome Center Division will drive safe, efficient [...]

¶ Posted 23 July 2010 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: budget, carcass, decay, DOT, highway, hinterland, motorist, nausea, PennDOT, Pennsylvania, roadkill, speeding ticket, visionary, welcome center

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist February 24, 2010 by shf JACKSON, Miss. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour elaborated on assertions made in his Toyota op-ed piece appearing in The Washington Post this morning, directly placing full blame for the Toyota fiasco on President Obama and his cadre of liberal lawmakers in Congress for [...]

¶ Posted 24 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: America, apologist, assembly plant, attack, automobiles, backwater, blame, car, Congress, dangerous precedent, economic consequences, economy, employers, fiasco, Haley Barbour, hearings, House of Representatives, ill-informed voters, jobs, jobs over safety, lawmakers, liberals, Mississippi, Obama, Obama administration, President Obama, Prius, Republicans, safety standards, Senate, socialist, term-limit, Toyota, vehicles, voters, Washington, White House

Toyota dealership unaware of recall

Toyota dealership unaware of recall February 23, 2010 by shf TORRANCE, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Despite rabid media and congressional attention focused on the massive failures of Toyota Motor Corp. for a host of safety issues, at least one Toyota dealership in Southern California was in the dark regarding details of the recall of millions of [...]

¶ Posted 23 February 2010 § BUSINESS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: accelerator pedal, anger, auto dealership, automobile, car, Congress, congressional district, criminal investigation, defect, ethics, Fail Whale, failure, fiasco, General Motors, GM, jobs, lawmakers, lobbyist, media, Prius, profits, recall, semantics, Toyota, Twitter, vehicle

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- #Netflix takes credit for increasing 5th season #MadMen #AMC viewership by 1m new viewers. #OtherThingsNetflixTakesCreditFor SpaceX Dragon 04:24:13 PM May 23, 2012 from Echofon
- Nancy Grace hosting sensationalized news show about animal abuse. First segment is story about Romney's late dog, Seamus #IdeasForSavingCNN 03:25:29 PM May 23, 2012 from Echofon
- Live coverage of the auction of that vial of Reagan's blood from 1981 #IdeasForSavingCNN #TheHashtagGame 03:19:12 PM May 23, 2012 from Echofon
- Have a contest with the winner getting to shave Wolf Blitzer's beard live on The Situation Room #IdeasForSavingCNN #TheHashtagGame 03:13:28 PM May 23, 2012 from Echofon
- Hire David Gregory away from NBC and complete your transformation into a Fox News clone #IdeasForSavingCNN 03:09:22 PM May 23, 2012 from Echofon
- Who could foresee advertising revenue growth slowing due to Facebook users rapid shift to mobile devices? #MorganStanleyFacebookExcuses 08:17:08 PM May 22, 2012 from Echofon
- We were just following investment advice from #JPMorganChase... honest! #MorganStanleyFacebookExcuses #MorganStanley #TheHashtagGame 08:10:46 PM May 22, 2012 from Echofon
- We needed to skim a little off the top to pay for Zuck's wedding! #MorganStanleyFacebookExcuses #MorganStanley #TheHashtagGame 08:03:19 PM May 22, 2012 from Echofon
- Didn't know preferential disclosure of volatile, pre-IPO info during quiet period was illegal #MorganStanleyFacebookExcuses #MorganStanley 07:59:03 PM May 22, 2012 from Echofon
- Eduardo Saverin convinced us to give up our US citizenship #MorganStanleyFacebookExcuses #CorporationsArePeopleMyFriends #TheHashtagGame 07:31:20 PM May 22, 2012 from Echofon
- After years of putting #CNNHeadlineNews crap on my TV, former CNN exec. caught putting dog doo in neighbor's mailbox. http://t.co/NdsBCv5t 01:39:07 PM May 22, 2012 from web
- Heart and Soleil #CircusFilms #TheHashtagGame 06:16:16 PM May 21, 2012 from web
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- Schindler's Unicyclist #CircusFilms #TheHashtagGame 05:40:24 PM May 21, 2012 from web
- Kenny Rogers and the First Perdition #ChristianizedBands #TheHashtagGame 05:23:19 AM May 21, 2012 from web
- T. Rexorcism #ChristianizedBands #TheHashtagGame 05:15:31 AM May 21, 2012 from web
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- Motley Crucifix #ChristianizedBands #TheHashtagGame 05:02:37 AM May 21, 2012 from web
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Tag Archives: safety

shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist

Toyota dealership unaware of recall

shf happens… and then you laugh

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