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Labadee, Ladeedah

Labadee, Ladeedah January 20, 2010 by shf PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (FASTLAUGH.com) – Royal Caribbean International fired back at its critics today for challenging its decision to continue port calls on its private Labadee resort located just 135 km from the horrific scenes of death and devastation in Port-au-Prince. Royal Caribbean’s President and CEO, Adam Goldstein, in [...]

¶ Posted 20 January 2010 § shf § WORLD ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: angels, Bangladesh, bar, barbeque, beach, Beatles, cocktails, cruise, death, Desmond, desperation, devastation, disaster, earthquake, economy, family, food, haiti, heaven, Holland America, hurricane, karaoke, Labadee, lyrics, Mexican Riviera, Mexico, mojito, Obladi Oblada, parody, Port-au-Prince, Royal Caribbean, rubble, satirist, sun, survivors, swim-up bar, tanning, typhoon, Veendam, water

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome”

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome” by shf January 3, 2010 HONOLULU (FASTLAUGH.com) – Archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves this morning to assure his faithful listeners that he was on the mend following two days of testing and hospitalization upon experiencing what he characterized as “…excruciating chest pains, [...]

¶ Posted 03 January 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: airwaves, angiogram, archconservative, audience, autonomic nervous system, blessings, bloviate, chest pain, Christmas, conscience, conservative, diagnosis, doctors, emotions, Hawaii, Healthcare, heart, holiday season, Honolulu, hospital, liberals, listeners, medical tests, on the mend, pain, Phantom Heart Syndrome, polls, radio, radio host, ratings, Rush Limbaugh, screeds, shaving, soul, spasms, vacation, vestigial emotions

Australia anticipating development boom in Outback from massive iceberg

Australia anticipating development boom in Outback from massive iceberg Dec 11, 2009 by shf SYDNEY (FASTLAUGH.com) – Australian Economic Development officials issued a wildly optimistic assessment today regarding the gigantic iceberg floating directly towards the country’s southwest coast. The Bureau of Meteorology reported that the ice behemoth, which split from the vast Antarctic ice shelf [...]

¶ Posted 11 December 2009 § shf § WORLD ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Alice Springs, Antarctic, Australia, bonzer, casino, development boom, Economic Development, fake lake, glaciologist, global warming, golf, golf courses, grass, iceberg, lakes, Mini-me, mother lode, myth, ocean, Outback, Outback Restaurant, pure water, reservoir, sea temperature, shrimp-on-the-barbie, slang, strip mall, unsustainable, water, Wollongong-Fairy Meadow

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- RT @FrankConniff: Santorum won over GOP voters by convincing them that his hateful intolerance is the most sincere of all the candidates. 06:02:18 PM February 08, 2012 from web
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- RT @theCara: Rick Santorum won Missouri, proving that while they are the Show Me state, they are certainly not the Google Me state. #gop 05:48:05 AM February 08, 2012 from web
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Tag Archives: resorts

Labadee, Ladeedah

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome”

Australia anticipating development boom in Outback from massive iceberg

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