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Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com

From: Netflix To: FastLaugh Subject: Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2011 Dear Subscriber, Reed was way too fucking embarrassed to send you another email himself. And besides, after that last one when he announced Qwikster, the Netflix Board of Directors refused to even let him see this one before [...]

¶ Posted 10 October 2011 § BUSINESS § ENTERTAINMENT § SCI/TECH § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: DVD, Netflix, Reed-Hastings, shf, streaming

An Explanation and Some Reflections from Netflix

From: Reed Hastings, Co-Founder and CEO of Netflix To: FastLaugh.com Subject: An Explanation and Some Reflections Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2011 Dear Netflix Subscriber, I fucked up. Big time. Now, with Netflix’s stock tanking and subscribers fleeing, I’m forced to do damage control since my board of directors and our PR folks told me I [...]

¶ Posted 19 September 2011 § BUSINESS § ENTERTAINMENT § SCI/TECH § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: AOL, Borders, DVD, Elmo, investor, joint, Los-Gatos, mail, Netflix, postal-service, red-envelope, Reed-Hastings, Sesame-Street, Steve-Jobs, stockholder, streaming, Twitter, USPS, video-game

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- #Netflix takes credit for increasing 5th season #MadMen #AMC viewership by 1m new viewers. #OtherThingsNetflixTakesCreditFor SpaceX Dragon 04:24:13 PM May 23, 2012 from Echofon
- Nancy Grace hosting sensationalized news show about animal abuse. First segment is story about Romney's late dog, Seamus #IdeasForSavingCNN 03:25:29 PM May 23, 2012 from Echofon
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- Didn't know preferential disclosure of volatile, pre-IPO info during quiet period was illegal #MorganStanleyFacebookExcuses #MorganStanley 07:59:03 PM May 22, 2012 from Echofon
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Tag Archives: Qwikster

Qwikster to dumpster, DVDs shackled to Netflix.com

An Explanation and Some Reflections from Netflix

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