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Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness

AUGUST 10, 2011 Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness by shf AMES, IOWA (FastLaugh.com) — Elaborating on a radical debt reduction scheme trumpeted last year by presidential aspirant Sarah Palin, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) stated this evening on Fox News, “You know, we’ve got this ginormous… really, really ginormous… debt to China [...]

¶ Posted 10 August 2011 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Bachmann, balanced-budget, budget, China, debt, debt-reduction, elitist, embarrassment, flag, forty-nine-states, Fox News, Hawaii, map, Michele-Bachmann, ocean, Palin, President, Puerto-Rico, Sarah Palin, shf, statehood, taxpayer, Tea-Party

‘Leaked’ Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann Newsweek Cover

AUGUST 09, 2011 ‘Leaked’ Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann Newsweek Cover by shf NEW YORK (FastLaugh.com) — Newsweek’s Editor-in-Chief Tina Brown reacted defensively this afternoon, chastising reigning Tea Party Queen, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) and her political advisors for “recklessly accusing Newsweek of resorting to recycling bottom-of-the-barrel moonbat photo cliches about ‘crazy-eyed’ conservative female public figures.” [...]

¶ Posted 09 August 2011 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Bachmann, Bachmann-magazine-cover, Crazy-Eye, eye, magazine, magazine-cover, Michele-Bachmann, Newsweek, photo, Queen, Tea-Party, Tea-Party-Queen, Tina-Brown

Zsa Zsa as California’s First Princess?

Zsa Zsa as California’s First Princess? January 25, 2010 by shf WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Hungarian-born actress and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ninth husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, 65, held a news conference in West Hollywood on Monday to unveil a huge billboard of himself outfitted as a Park Avenue doorman, and to announce [...]

¶ Posted 26 January 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: 60s sitcoms, affairs, amnesty, Anna Nicole Smith, babies, Belair, billboard, broad amnesty, California, campaign, cop-slapping, countryside, daughters, doorman, earworm, Eva Gabor, farming, fiscally conservative, gay marraige, German-born, Governor, Green Acres, headline-seeking, illegal immigrants, legalization of marijuana, Lisa Douglas, marijuana, news conference, Park Avenue, Playboy magazine, pot, prince, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, princess, props, quixotic, Republicans, Rodeo Drive, Sacramento, Schwarzenegger, sitcoms, slap cops, socialite, socially liberal, stores, theme songs, whores, Zsa Zsa Gabor

Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse

Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse January 21, 2010 by shf CHARLOTTE, N.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – With his credibility irrevocably shattered after finally admitting this morning that he fathered a child with his mistress while his wife was valiantly battling incurable cancer, former North Carolina senator and failed presidential candidate John Edwards continues [...]

¶ Posted 21 January 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: affair, Bernie Madoff, brush (hair), campaign, campaign finance, cancer, cellmate, comb (hair), confession, credibility, daughter, Democratic, Democrats, denials, Elizabeth Edwards, fall from grace, federal grand jury, hair, John Edwards, love child, lustrous hair, mistress, nomination, North Carolina, paternity, presidential candidate, prison, Quinn, quixotic, Rielle Hunter, self-delusion, senator, silence, Tiger Woods

Sanford divorce filing

Sanford divorce filing December 11, 2009 by shf CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Jenny Sanford, South Carolina’s gracious and dignified first lady, filed divorce papers today on the grounds of adultery following months of fruitless reconcilliation attempts with Governor Mark Sanford, her husband of two decades. Gov. Sanford and his ‘stimulus package’ disappeared for several days [...]

¶ Posted 11 December 2009 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: adultery, affairs, Appalachian Trail, Argentina, bear, crying, disappearance, divorce, eaten by a bear, forbidden, golf, Governor, hiking, loyal staffers, Mark Sanford, mauled, moral failure, radio silence, sneaking, soul-mate, South Carolina, stimulus package, tears, Tiger Woods, warnings

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- RT @AlbertBrooks: With Santorum losing one day and winning the next it's hard to know if he's a top or a bottom. 04:25:14 AM February 09, 2012 from web
- At $51 per pound of #coffee, #Keurig K-cups better contain some premium Monkey Shit beans or Imma be pissed! #KopiLuwak #KCup 08:36:41 PM February 08, 2012 from web
- RT @FrankConniff: Santorum won over GOP voters by convincing them that his hateful intolerance is the most sincere of all the candidates. 06:02:18 PM February 08, 2012 from web
- RT @shoegazer41: #FlammableFilms LPGigi 07:10:42 AM February 08, 2012 from web
- RT @PeejLovering: The Pickwick PDFs #ModernDickensBooks 07:05:58 AM February 08, 2012 from web
- RT @dursleygull: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (may contain traces of nuts) #HealthAndSafetyFilms 07:00:48 AM February 08, 2012 from web
- BREAKING: #Santorum glides to victory in #COCaucus. #GoogleSantorum 06:44:23 AM February 08, 2012 from web
- RT @theCara: Rick Santorum won Missouri, proving that while they are the Show Me state, they are certainly not the Google Me state. #gop 05:48:05 AM February 08, 2012 from web
- "The 39 Reps" #ExerciseFilms @PerryJerisho 05:32:28 AM February 08, 2012 from web
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- RT @BorowitzReport: Charles Dickens turns 200 today, making him eligible to perform at next year's SuperBowl halftime. #Dickens 04:06:56 AM February 08, 2012 from web
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- Starting an #ExerciseFilms hashtag game? RT @PerryJerisho: "Pilates of the Caribbean" is a typo that probably would have ruined everything. 03:21:04 AM February 08, 2012 from web
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Tag Archives: POLITICS

Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness

‘Leaked’ Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann Newsweek Cover

Zsa Zsa as California’s First Princess?

Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse

Sanford divorce filing

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