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Let them eat carp

SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 Let them eat carp Qu’ils mangent de la carpe by shf CHICAGO (FastLaugh.com) — Asian carp are prolific, plankton-gobbling pests threatening to choke the life out of the Great Lakes, all the while an escalating number of Illinois residents go to bed hungry every night. Illinois officials launched an anti-hunger program today [...]

¶ Posted 22 September 2011 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: asian-carp, carp, chef, Chicago, Denny's, fish, fish-bone, homeless, hunger, nutrition, roadkill, shf

shf happens on the road: Wisconsin’s Cheese Toll

shf happens on the road: Wisconsin’s Cheese Toll July 24, 2010 by shf Beloit, WI (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note of thanks to the Wisconsin Department of Transportation. Dear WisDOT, How refreshing and instantly pleasing it was to cross into your lovely green state after grinding through the repetitive landscape of sticky-fingered toll-booth plazas across Ohio, Indiana, [...]

¶ Posted 24 July 2010 § BUSINESS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: alignment, artery, cheese, cheese toll, cholesterol, crumbling infrastructure, curd, I-80, Indiana, Ohio, OhioDOT, sales tax, tax, toll booth, traveler, Wisconsin, Wisconsin DOT

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Tag Archives: Illinois

Let them eat carp

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