Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode
Febraury 23, 2010
by shf
WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Bloviating archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh quickly took to the airwaves this afternoon to issue the following statement regarding former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney’s recent cardiac episode:
“First, let me assure you — my loyal and obediant servants — that my dear [...]
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