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		<title>Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUST 10, 2011 Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness by shf AMES, IOWA (FastLaugh.com) &#8212; Elaborating on a radical debt reduction scheme trumpeted last year by presidential aspirant Sarah Palin, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) stated this evening on Fox News, “You know, we&#8217;ve got this ginormous&#8230; really, really ginormous&#8230; debt to China [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season February 27, 2010 by shf SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Despite being clearly disappointed that the tsunami in Hawaii did not live up to their eager anticipation and expectations earlier today, senior executives at Holland America Lines &#8212; based in Seattle, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising February 27, 2010 by shf SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Determined not to be outdone by rival Royal Caribbean Lines&#8217; successful Disaster Zone Cruises to Haiti during last month&#8217;s devastating earthquake, Holland America Lines &#8212; based in Seattle, Washington &#8212; is rapidly mobilizing contingency plans to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode Febraury 23, 2010 by shf WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8212; Bloviating archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh quickly took to the airwaves this afternoon to issue the following statement regarding former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney&#8217;s recent cardiac episode: &#8220;First, let me assure you &#8212; my loyal and obediant servants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, &#8220;Phantom Heart Syndrome&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, &#8220;Phantom Heart Syndrome&#8221; by shf January 3, 2010 HONOLULU (FASTLAUGH.com) &#8211; Archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves this morning to assure his faithful listeners that he was on the mend following two days of testing and hospitalization upon experiencing what he characterized as &#8220;&#8230;excruciating chest pains, [...]]]></description>
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