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Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness

AUGUST 10, 2011 Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness by shf AMES, IOWA (FastLaugh.com) — Elaborating on a radical debt reduction scheme trumpeted last year by presidential aspirant Sarah Palin, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) stated this evening on Fox News, “You know, we’ve got this ginormous… really, really ginormous… debt to China [...]

¶ Posted 10 August 2011 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Bachmann, balanced-budget, budget, China, debt, debt-reduction, elitist, embarrassment, flag, forty-nine-states, Fox News, map, Michele-Bachmann, ocean, Palin, POLITICS, President, Puerto-Rico, Sarah Palin, shf, statehood, taxpayer, Tea-Party

Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season

Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season February 27, 2010 by shf SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Despite being clearly disappointed that the tsunami in Hawaii did not live up to their eager anticipation and expectations earlier today, senior executives at Holland America Lines — based in Seattle, [...]

¶ Posted 27 February 2010 § shf § WORLD ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: 8.8 magnitutude Chilean earthquake, Bangladesh, category 3, Chile, Chilean earthquake, contingency plan, disaster, Disaster Zone Cruising, earthquake, haiti, Hawaii tsunami, Holland America, hurricane, Hurricane Cruise, Indian Ocean, Labadee, Mexican Riviera, revenue-generating opportunity, Royal Caribbean Lines, Seattle Washington, SS Veendam, trends, tsunami, tsunami cruise, typhoon, typhoon season

Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising

Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising February 27, 2010 by shf SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Determined not to be outdone by rival Royal Caribbean Lines’ successful Disaster Zone Cruises to Haiti during last month’s devastating earthquake, Holland America Lines — based in Seattle, Washington — is rapidly mobilizing contingency plans to [...]

¶ Posted 27 February 2010 § shf § WORLD ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Chilean earthquake, China, contingency plan, disaster, Disaster Zone Cruising, earthquake, elitist, Fox News, haiti, Hawaii tsunami, Holland America, hurricane, Hurricane Cruise, Labadee, Mexican Riviera, Palin, President, Royal Caribbean Lines, Sarah Palin, Seattle Washington, SS Veendam, trends, tsunami, tsunami cruise, U.S. foreign debt

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode Febraury 23, 2010 by shf WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Bloviating archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh quickly took to the airwaves this afternoon to issue the following statement regarding former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney’s recent cardiac episode: “First, let me assure you — my loyal and obediant servants [...]

¶ Posted 23 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: airwaves, archconservative, audience, autonomic nervous system, blessings, bloviate, cardiac, catheterization, Cheney, chest pain, Christmas, conscience, conservative, death panels, diagnosis, doctors, emotions, Healthcare, heart, heart attack, holiday season, hospital, liberals, listeners, medical insurance, medical tests, odds of survival, pain, pampered white guys, Phantom Heart Syndrome, polls, radio, radio host, ratings, rich white guys, Rush Limbaugh, screeds, socialized medicine, soul, spasms, stress test, Valentine's Day, vestigial emotions

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome”

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome” by shf January 3, 2010 HONOLULU (FASTLAUGH.com) – Archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves this morning to assure his faithful listeners that he was on the mend following two days of testing and hospitalization upon experiencing what he characterized as “…excruciating chest pains, [...]

¶ Posted 03 January 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: airwaves, angiogram, archconservative, audience, autonomic nervous system, blessings, bloviate, chest pain, Christmas, conscience, conservative, diagnosis, doctors, emotions, Healthcare, heart, holiday season, Honolulu, hospital, liberals, listeners, medical tests, on the mend, pain, Phantom Heart Syndrome, polls, radio, radio host, ratings, resorts, Rush Limbaugh, screeds, shaving, soul, spasms, vacation, vestigial emotions

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Tag Archives: Hawaii

Bachmann to trade Hawaii to China for debt forgiveness

Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season

Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome”

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