SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 Let them eat carp Qu’ils mangent de la carpe by shf CHICAGO (FastLaugh.com) — Asian carp are prolific, plankton-gobbling pests threatening to choke the life out of the Great Lakes, all the while an escalating number of Illinois residents go to bed hungry every night. Illinois officials launched an anti-hunger program today [...]
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