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Cuss Free Week coming to California

Cuss Free Week coming to California February 25, 2010 by shf SACRAMENTO, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Despite the massive budgetary disaster that threatens to sink California deep into the Pacific, State Assemblyman Anthony Portantino (D-La Canada Flintridge) flagrantly wasted taxpayers time and money this morning by introducing legislation to consider making next week a statewide profanity-free [...]

¶ Posted 25 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Anthony Portantino, blush, budgetary disaster, California, California State Assembly, cursing, Cuss Free Week, cussing, debate, dumbass, F word, GOP, grandma, hell, La Canada Flintridge, legislation, legislature, profanity, Republicans, resolution, Sacramento, shithead, State Senate, swearing, taxpayers

Edwards sex tape leaked

Edwards sex tape leaked February 07, 2010 by shf PITTSBORO, N.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones sternly demanded under threat of contempt that Andrew Young, sycophant former aide to two-time presidential candidate John Edwards, relinquish to his court by next Wednesday, the flagrante delicto video featuring Edwards and his then-pregnant mistress Rielle [...]

¶ Posted 07 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Andrew Young, Atlanta, citizenry, coiffed, comb, comtempt of court, court, distractions, flagrante delicto, hairbrush, haircut, John Edwards, mistress, Pants on the Ground, pregnant mistress, presidential candidate, Red Ink, Rielle Hunter, safety deposit box, sex, sex tape, sycophant, tattoo, tattoo parlor, tramp stamp, viral video, YouTube

Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse

Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse January 21, 2010 by shf CHARLOTTE, N.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – With his credibility irrevocably shattered after finally admitting this morning that he fathered a child with his mistress while his wife was valiantly battling incurable cancer, former North Carolina senator and failed presidential candidate John Edwards continues [...]

¶ Posted 21 January 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: affair, Bernie Madoff, brush (hair), campaign, campaign finance, cancer, cellmate, comb (hair), confession, credibility, daughter, Democratic, denials, Elizabeth Edwards, fall from grace, federal grand jury, hair, John Edwards, love child, lustrous hair, mistress, nomination, North Carolina, paternity, POLITICS, presidential candidate, prison, Quinn, quixotic, Rielle Hunter, self-delusion, senator, silence, Tiger Woods

Healthcare reform in hypocritical condition

Healthcare reform in hypocritical condition by shf January 10, 2010 WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Congress further dilutes healthcare reform as the usual partisan hacks point fingers and hurl accusations at each other for meaningless political gain over the day’s talking points and news cycle… That says it all for the moment.

¶ Posted 10 January 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Healthcare, House of Representatives, hypocrisy, Republicans, Senate, U.S. Congress

Lieberman disputes claims of apology to senate colleagues over healthcare tension

Lieberman disputes claims of apology to senate colleagues over healthcare tension By shf December 15, 2009 WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) – Sen. Joe Lieberman (Conn.) told his Democratic colleagues at the White House today that despite begrudgingly having “maybe, perhaps, only the itsy, bitsy, teenie, weeniest speck of regret” for creating a paralyzing legislative logjam and the [...]

¶ Posted 16 December 2009 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Also tagged: Amtrak, anger, apology, Biden, big juicy burger, Capitol Hill, color psychology, Congress, Connecticut, Dodd, emotions, fries, Gillibrand, government, government misspending, greasy fries, Hadassah Lieberman, health insurance, healthcare debate, hostility, Joe Lieberman, Joementum, Joey the Veep, Lautenberg, Medicare, Menendez, New Jersey, New York, Schumer, sticky vanilla shake, Tri-state, U.S. Senator, vote, White House

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Tag Archives: Democrats

Cuss Free Week coming to California

Edwards sex tape leaked

Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse

Healthcare reform in hypocritical condition

Lieberman disputes claims of apology to senate colleagues over healthcare tension

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