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NBC’s incessant promos for TV show Parenthood during coverage of Winter Olympics spur condom distribution record

NBC’s incessant promos for TV show Parenthood during coverage of Winter Olympics spur condom distribution record
March 2, 2010
by shf
VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — The 2010 Vancouver Olympics have “captured the gold medal for most condoms distributed at a Winter Games,” it was claimed today by an official of Vancouver Coastal Health, who noted that this massive [...]

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode
Febraury 23, 2010
by shf
WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Bloviating archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh quickly took to the airwaves this afternoon to issue the following statement regarding former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney’s recent cardiac episode:
“First, let me assure you — my loyal and obediant servants — that my dear [...]

Leno wangles chance to bomb in former slot

Leno wangles chance to bomb in former slot
January 22, 2010
by shf
BURBANK, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Affiliates 1, NBC 0, Conan $45,000,000.
Shortly after reaching a forty-five million dollar exit deal with Conan O’Brien, and yielding to a withering firestorm from burned affiliates earlier this month, panicked NBC executives yesterday revealed their latest scheme to restore wangling late-night [...]

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome”

Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome”
by shf
January 3, 2010
HONOLULU (FASTLAUGH.com) – Archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves this morning to assure his faithful listeners that he was on the mend following two days of testing and hospitalization upon experiencing what he characterized as “…excruciating chest pains, the likes of [...]