Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising
February 27, 2010
by shf
SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Determined not to be outdone by rival Royal Caribbean Lines’ successful Disaster Zone Cruises to Haiti during last month’s devastating earthquake, Holland America Lines — based in Seattle, Washington — is rapidly mobilizing contingency plans to take advantage of the tsumumi striking the Hawaiian Islands within the hour.
Said a Holland America Lines spokesperson from the Office of the President, “We are looking at immediately diverting at least one, and hopefully two, of our aging fleet of ships to the Hawaiian Islands to take advantage of the booming trend in Disaster Zone Cruising. Look at how popular RCL’s Labadee Beach cruises were in Haiti last month during such a devastating earthquake that killed over 200,00 people. It is clear to us that our affluent and adventure-seeking clientele, based upon the success of our SS Veendam’s Mexican Riviera Hurricane Cruises last October, will be clamoring for these Hawaiian Tsunami cruises. This is an emerging high-dollar trend in our industry.”
Commented wannnabe U.S. President, Sarah Palin, on Fox News this morning, “Who gives a damn about elitist Hawaii anyway. When I’m President of these United States of America, I plan to trade Hawaii to China in exchage for wiping out our debt to them anyhow.”