Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal
February 24, 2010
by shf
VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Olympic figure skater, and classless sore loser, Evgeni Plushenko was unanimously awarded a Polonium-210 medal in Vancouver yesterday.
The special medal was awarded to the Russian skater for exhibiting extremely disrespectful behavior towards the International Olympic Committee and towards his fellow competitors.
Said an Olympian who insisted upon anonymity, “he scored a perfect ‘10′ with his disrespectful and obscene behavior, so being awarded the first ever Olympic Polonium-210 medal makes an appropriate compliment to the fabricated Platinum medal that he awarded himself… and hey, after the IOC strips him of his Silver medal for unsportsmanlike conduct, at least he’ll have this one to remember his Olympic experience by for a few short days.”