Some of today’s favorite #TheHashtagGame tweets from @FastLaugh. Enjoy! ~ shf
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#FakeElements
~ Romneysium: Solid, liquid or gas depending upon the audience.
~ Rushium: Primordial solid at room temperature; converts to unstable hot gas when exposed to a radio audience.
~ Newtium: Ignoble gas; half-wife of a few years, then attaches to Youngblondium.
~ Dickcheneyum: Highly radioactive in 2012; excessively long half-life despite rapid rate of moral decay.
~ Transvajayjayum: Combined with Ultrasoundium, creates extremely volatile Uproarium; by-product is Mockeryum.
~ Marcusbachmannium: Exhibits strong, intermolecular dipole-dipole attraction; forms discrete covalent bonds despite denials.
~ Santorium: Viscous solid, prone to extreme frothiness when combined with Arsenic.
#LimbaughSitcoms
“I Love Oxy”
#LimbaughMovies
“Sophie No Longer Has A Choice”
“A Dangerous Rhythm Method”
“The Adventures of Oxycontintin”
“Blame it on Oxy”
“Ignoramus Basterds”
“Plump Fiction”
“The Birther of a Nation”
“Mouth Wide Open”
“Dial M for Misogynist”
“Assablanca”
“The Merchant of Venom”
“Grouchy Liar, Hidden Agenda”
“Eternal Darkness of the Grandiose Mind”
“Minority Deport”
#RoastFilms
“Pretty in Pink in the Middle”
#BoringAnimals
Yak, Yak, Yak
Borcupine
Dinosnores, such as Triteceratops
Manotanee
Ostrite
Drabbit
Borpoise
Platitudypus
Hyawna
Hope you enjoyed #TheHashtagGame… and got a FastLaugh! Visit again soon. Thanks! ~ shf