Cheesed Off - Photo taken with mobile phone near nacho stand at Thunder game on Sunday evening. Moments after this shot was taken, a nacho vendor (back facing camera) angrily hurled molten jalapeno nacho sauce at LeBron James. (Photo: Creative Commons)
LeBron filches fries, fries fan
December 14, 2009
by shf
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK (FASTLAUGH.com) – A ridiculous new food abuse trend has engulfed the sports world of late, as coaches such as Brian Kelly (Notre Dame’s new coach) are having their homes pelted with eggs thrown by angry fans, and players such as Cleveland’s LeBron James are now snatching French fries from unsuspecting courtside fans.
On Sunday night, during the first half of the Cavs game against the Thunder in Oklahoma City, this idiotic trend quite literally bubbled over when a concessionaire on the Mezzanine level retaliated for LeBron’s disrespectful fry filch against the hometown fan, hurling an overflowing kettle of molten jalapeno nacho sauce over the railing (and over several rows of fans), aiming for LeBron’s head near mid-court.
The nacho vendor’s errant cheese-bomb fell short of LeBron’s head by at least several feet, and on a positive note, the courtside fan who had just had his fries fingered by LeBron moments earlier received an unexpectedly large helping of free jalapeno nacho sauce to enjoy with his few remaining fries.