Edwards sex tape leaked
February 07, 2010
PITTSBORO, N.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones sternly demanded under threat of contempt that Andrew Young, sycophant former aide to two-time presidential candidate John Edwards, relinquish to his court by next Wednesday, the flagrante delicto video featuring Edwards and his then-pregnant mistress Rielle Hunter that Young has stashed in an Atlanta safety deposit box in hopes of cashing in.
The high-definition, highly-explicit sex video featuring the pregnant Hunter and the impecably-coiffed Edwards sporting one of his trademark $400 haircuts, is sure to be an instant viral hit on YouTube within days, displacing Pants on the Ground as the newest must-see video to distract the U.S. citizenry from focusing on real issues of substance and importance.
As specific details of the supposedly unseen sex vid began leaking, D.C. tattoo parlor Red Ink tipped FASTLAUGH to watch for revelations that Hunter sports a large, multi-colored tramp stamp of Edwards’ favorite brush and comb set.