NBC’s incessant promos for TV show Parenthood during coverage of Winter Olympics spur condom distribution record
March 2, 2010
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VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — The 2010 Vancouver Olympics have “captured the gold medal for most condoms distributed at a Winter Games,” it was claimed today by an official of Vancouver Coastal Health, who noted that this massive [...]
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Posted 02 March 2010
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Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods
February 28, 2010
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CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – South Carolina’s randy, philandering Governor Mark Sanford has been selected to replace Tiger Woods as the new poster boy for an upcoming ‘Spay or Neuter’ ad campaign by animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).
PETA’s [...]
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Posted 28 February 2010
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Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal
February 24, 2010
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VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Olympic figure skater, and classless sore loser, Evgeni Plushenko was unanimously awarded a Polonium-210 medal in Vancouver yesterday.
The special medal was awarded to the Russian skater for exhibiting extremely disrespectful behavior towards the International Olympic Committee and towards his fellow competitors.
Said an Olympian who insisted [...]
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Posted 24 February 2010
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Tiger Woods sweeps PGA Tour’s top two awards
December 19, 2009
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PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Tiger Woods, boosted by the recent implosion of his golfing career, his family life, and most significantly his extramarital sex life, swept both of the PGA Tour’s top awards for the first time this year.
It’s the tenth time in [...]
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Posted 19 December 2009
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LeBron filches fries, fries fan
December 14, 2009
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OKLAHOMA CITY, OK (FASTLAUGH.com) – A ridiculous new food abuse trend has engulfed the sports world of late, as coaches such as Brian Kelly (Notre Dame’s new coach) are having their homes pelted with eggs thrown by angry fans, and players such as Cleveland’s LeBron James are now [...]
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Posted 14 December 2009
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Tiger Woods Bad Boys of Miniature Golf Pro-Am Tournament Weekend
January 3, 2011
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EL CENTRO, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Radio and TV stations, billboards, and the last two newpapers remaining [...]
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Posted 13 December 2009
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Sarah the Cheetah stripped of land speed record
September 12, 2009
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CINCINNATI, Ohio (FASTLAUGH.com) – Sarah the Cheetah, just days after setting the new record as the world’s fastest female cheetah, was stripped of the world record today after failing a gender verification test to prove that she is a she-cat.
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Posted 12 September 2009
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