AUGUST 13, 2011 Marlins demote LoMo to Triple-A following repeated Twitter rants LoMo retaliates by tweeting nude locker room photos of Jack McKeon by shf MIAMI (FastLaugh.com) — The Marlins shook up their roster on Saturday night, serving harsh notice to a new generation of social media obsessed ballplayers by demoting one of their young, [...]
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Posted 13 August 2011
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AUGUST 09, 2011 A-Rod, MLB to discuss involvement in high-stakes poker games by shf NEW YORK (FastLaugh.com) — Alex Rodriguez will meet with officials from Major League Baseball investigating his involvement in high-stakes poker games. MLB will sternly warn him to avoid these allegedly illegal underground poker games with unsavory characters such as Hollywood A-list [...]
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Posted 09 August 2011
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NBC’s incessant promos for TV show Parenthood during coverage of Winter Olympics spur condom distribution record March 2, 2010 by shf VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — The 2010 Vancouver Olympics have “captured the gold medal for most condoms distributed at a Winter Games,” it was claimed today by an official of Vancouver Coastal Health, who noted [...]
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Posted 02 March 2010
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Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods February 28, 2010 by shf CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – South Carolina’s randy, philandering Governor Mark Sanford has been selected to replace Tiger Woods as the new poster boy for an upcoming ‘Spay or Neuter’ ad campaign by animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical [...]
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Posted 28 February 2010
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Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal February 24, 2010 by shf VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Olympic figure skater, and classless sore loser, Evgeni Plushenko was unanimously awarded a Polonium-210 medal in Vancouver yesterday. The special medal was awarded to the Russian skater for exhibiting extremely disrespectful behavior towards the International Olympic Committee and towards his fellow competitors. [...]
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Posted 24 February 2010
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Tiger Woods sweeps PGA Tour’s top two awards December 19, 2009 by shf PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Tiger Woods, boosted by the recent implosion of his golfing career, his family life, and most significantly his extramarital sex life, swept both of the PGA Tour’s top awards for the first time this year. It’s [...]
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Posted 19 December 2009
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LeBron filches fries, fries fan December 14, 2009 by shf OKLAHOMA CITY, OK (FASTLAUGH.com) – A ridiculous new food abuse trend has engulfed the sports world of late, as coaches such as Brian Kelly (Notre Dame’s new coach) are having their homes pelted with eggs thrown by angry fans, and players such as Cleveland’s LeBron [...]
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Posted 14 December 2009
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EXTRA! EXTRA! *** Read all about it! *** News from 2011! *** Why wait a whole ‘nother year when you can get it here today! *** EXTRA! EXTRA! Tiger Woods Bad Boys of Miniature Golf Pro-Am Tournament Weekend January 3, 2011 by shf EL CENTRO, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) – Radio and TV stations, billboards, and the [...]
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Posted 13 December 2009
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Sarah the Cheetah stripped of land speed record September 12, 2009 by shf CINCINNATI, Ohio (FASTLAUGH.com) – Sarah the Cheetah, just days after setting the new record as the world’s fastest female cheetah, was stripped of the world record today after failing a gender verification test to prove that she is a she-cat.
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Posted 12 September 2009
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