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shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down

shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down
July 28, 2010
by shf
Bighorn Mountain, WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Hey there, Mr. Forty-Five Foot RV Guy with the Texas plates…
That was quite the intestine-liquefying scare you gave yourself and family while careening down from 9,430 feet on Bighorn Mountain in Wyoming, with your SUV wildly in tow… wasn’t it?
How exceptionally [...]

¶ Posted 28 July 2010 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: Bighorn Mountain Wyoming, brake failure, careening, driver, forty-five foot RV, gravitational force, hairpin curve, highway department, instructions, intestine-liquefying scare, maps, mountain, rockslide, runaway truck ramp, RV, safety, shf, signage, state highway department, SUV, Texas, Texas plates, Wyoming

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
July 28, 2010
by shf
Buffalo Gap National Grassland, SD (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the South Dakota Department of Transportation.
Hey there, SDDOT…
One afternoon recently, a somewhat startled traveler on Highway 44, just west of Scenic, SD in the Buffalo Gap National Grassland, was driving through that vast, undulating [...]

¶ Posted 28 July 2010 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: alcohol-related death, Buffalo Gap National Grassland, Department of Transportation, drive safely, drunken, grassland, highways, hillside, Indian Country, Indian Reservation, job security, law enforcement officer, Lloyd Looking Elk, memorial, Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, ravine, roadside memorial, safety, Scenic South Dakota, SDDOT, shf, sign painter, signage, South Dakota, South Dakota Department of Transportation, speeding, telephone pole, utility crew, Whiteclay Nebraska, Why Die?, X Marks the Spot

shf happens on the road: In the dumps at KOA

shf happens on the road: In the dumps at KOA
July 26, 2010
by shf
Plattekill, NY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the management of Recreational Adventures Company — a family-owned and operated business — and the largest franchisee of KOA Kampgrounds of America.
Hey there, Mr. and Mrs. Kamp… and to the rest of the fine Kamp family!
You might [...]

¶ Posted 26 July 2010 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: campground, contaminated water, de-sewaging, dump, family-owned, fecal contamination, fibs, franchisee, health risk, holding tank, hose connector, hose stub, hot and humid, kampground, Kampgrounds of America, KOA, non-potable, Plattekill NY, recreational adventures company, RV, sanitary deficiencies, sanitation, sewage, shf, signage, splashing, State of New York Health Department, stranger, water faucet

shf happens on the road: Bighorn Medicine Wheel

shf happens on the road: Bighorn Medicine Wheel
July 24, 2010
by shf
Medicine Wheel (Bighorn National Forest), WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the obnoxious tourist family with the brood of unruly, ADD children.
Hey dude and Mrs. dude…
When you conceived, and then acted upon, that brilliant idea of dragging your behaviorally-impaired young children up the side of a [...]

¶ Posted 24 July 2010 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: ADD, Bighorn Mountains, children, Craisen, dude, erosion, forest, forest ranger, hike, litter, Medicine Wheel, monument, national treasure, Native American, respect, rules, sacred, shf, tourist, U.S. Forest Service, Wyoming

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania
July 23, 2010
by shf
Roadkill, PA (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation.
Dear PennDOT,
Your Welcome Center Division is to be commended for having such incredibly visionary vision: “By assisting motorists as they enter Pennsylvania, the Welcome Center Division will drive safe, efficient and economic stimulating travel throughout [...]

¶ Posted 23 July 2010 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: budget, carcass, decay, DOT, highway, hinterland, motorist, nausea, PennDOT, Pennsylvania, roadkill, safety, shf, speeding ticket, visionary, welcome center

shf happens on the road: Gas pains in South Dakota

shf happens on the road: Gas pains in South Dakota
July 22, 2010
by shf
Chamberlain, SD (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the befuddled gas station cashier in Chamberlain, South Dakota.
When a customer prepays you $60.00 for gas and tells you that they will return for their change and receipt, they have good reason to expect a dollar bill [...]

¶ Posted 22 July 2010 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: befuddled, cashier, Chamberlain South Dakota, dollar, fuel, gas pains, gasoline, penny, shf, South Dakota

Y2K redux, Sony’s PlayStation 3 units crippled by 8001050F error likely due to calendar rollover screw up

Y2K redux, Sony’s PlayStation 3 units crippled by 8001050F error likely due to calendar rollover screw up
March 1, 2010
by shf
FOSTER CITY, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Demonstrating a cautionary tale of the extraordinary power being ceded by humanity to advanced technology, and being wielded by seemingly innocuous calendar bugs to thoroughly disrupt daily life in our technology-dependant [...]

¶ Posted 01 March 2010 § BUSINESS § ENTERTAINMENT § SCI/TECH § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: 2010 Prius, 8001050F error, 999, abacus, advanced technology, apoplectic, Attila the Hun, automobile recalls, beads, boredom, botch job, brake problems, brakes, calendar bugs, calendar error, calendar glitch, calendar reset, Calendar rollover problems, catapults, cautionary tale, complacency, computer programmer, corrupt data, crusader, dependency, derision, disruption, distribution errors, dolls, drawbridges, dumbass, edge of the world, electronics, embarrassing meltdown, expiration date, explorer, explorer’s ship, falling off the edge of the world, fat PS3, fiasco, firmware, firmware update, Flash Flood, frequent crusader miles, GPS, hacker, hacking, havoc, Heavy Rain, hysteria, internet, Japan Inc., knights, leap-year, leap-year calendar glitch, log on, logging in, malfunctions, mass hysteria, mead, Medieval Express cards, meltdown, merchants, missing data, moats, Mr. Barbarian, navigation, navigation systems, online gaming, parts shortages, party like it’s 1999, payroll error, peasant, pillories, PlayStation 3, PlayStation Network, prince, Prius, PS3, PS3-exclusive game, PSN, racks, recalls, redux, revolt, ritual sacrifice, robots, rollover, screw ups, seemingly innocuous calendar bugs, shf, shipping errors, shortages, singing, slim line PS3, slim PS3, songs, Sony, Sony's PlayStation 3, startup routine, sundial, synchronization problems, tech savvy, technicians, technologist, technology-dependant world, timers, toy stalls, Toyota, toys, trained technician, troll, trophy data, trophy-sync check, Twitter, user base, vehicle recalls, vulnerability, window of vulnerability, WTF, Y1K, Y2K, Y2K consultant

Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods

Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods
February 28, 2010
by shf
CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – South Carolina’s randy, philandering Governor Mark Sanford has been selected to replace Tiger Woods as the new poster boy for an upcoming ‘Spay or Neuter’ ad campaign by animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).
PETA’s [...]

¶ Posted 28 February 2010 § POLITICS § SPORTS § shf ‡ Comments (3) ° Tagged: abuse of trust, ad campaign, advertising, animal rights, Appalachian Trail, Argentina, attorney, bear, billboard, blogger, cat, defamation, derision, disappearance, divorce, dog, fallen public figures, four-legged, free speech, goodwill, Governor, hiking, international headlines, Jenny Sanford, lawsuit, lawyer, legal, lover, mainstream media, Mark Sanford, maul, media, mockery, neuter, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, pet, PETA, philandering, poster boy, public derision, public figures, publicity, ridicule, rights, satire, scorn, sex, sexual transgressions, shf, slogan, soul-mate, South America, South Carolina, spay, speculation, spokesperson, stick in the eye, tiger, Tiger Woods, tragic, trust, vanishing act, WTF

FastLaugh.com Poll: Biggest Crotch Bombs of 2009

FastLaugh.com Poll: Biggest Crotch Bombs of 2009
December 30, 2009
by shf
DESERT PALMS, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — The results are now final…
Despite a very spirited and thankfully unsuccessful last-week-of-the-year-challenge by Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, the winner of FastLaugh’s “Who’s the biggest Crotch Bomb of 2009?” poll is…
Tiger Woods
As recently as a few weeks ago it appeared that Mark [...]

¶ Posted 30 December 2009 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: air travel, Amsterdam, Appalachian Trail, Bernie Madoff, charts, crotch bomb, Detroit, fall from grace, graphs, John Edwards, Mark Sanford, Northwest Airlines, shf, South Carolina, terrorism, Tiger Woods, UFAM, Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab

Tiniest apartment in NYC

Tiniest apartment in New York City
December 6, 2009
by shf
NEW YORK, NY (FASTLAUGH.com) – Zahara and Charles Prokow — and their two cats — live in the tiniest apartment in the city, an 80-square-foot micro-studio one hundred feet below Grand Central Station that the couple bought three months ago for $150,000.
At 8 feet long and 10 [...]

¶ Posted 08 December 2009 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: apartment, bunk, cats, claustrophobic, convenience, dank, Grand Central Station, hole in the wall, home ownership, hotplate, jail cell, Manhattan, Manhattan real estate, Metro-North, micro-studio, mortgage, NYC, real estate, shf, sink, stratosphere, subterranean, subway car, sucks, tiny, tiny apartment, toilet, train station, trains, ventilation, windowlesss

Poll finds sexting a growing trend among seniors

Poll finds sexting a growing trend among seniors
December 3, 2009
by shf
WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Think your grandma isn’t “sexting”?
Think again.
Sexting — sharing sexually explicit photos, videos and chat by cell phone or online — now fairly commonplace with young people, is an emerging trend among seniors. More than ten percent of seniors have been involved in [...]

¶ Posted 03 December 2009 § shf ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: AARP, brains, broken hips, cell phone, chat, children, consequences, dating, decision making, elderly, felony, flirtation, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, great-grandchildren, hooking up, mobile phone, mortality, nude pictures, nursing home, online, photos, poll, relationships, research, romance, seniors, sex, sexting, sexually explicit photos, sexually explicit videos, shf, sociology, teenagers sexting, trends, videos

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Category Archives: SOCIETY

shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

shf happens on the road: In the dumps at KOA

shf happens on the road: Bighorn Medicine Wheel

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania

shf happens on the road: Gas pains in South Dakota

Y2K redux, Sony’s PlayStation 3 units crippled by 8001050F error likely due to calendar rollover screw up

Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods

FastLaugh.com Poll: Biggest Crotch Bombs of 2009

Tiniest apartment in NYC

Poll finds sexting a growing trend among seniors

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