Fox News commentator Megyn Kelly: That nice cop fed all of those ungrateful, dirty #OWS hippies a free vegetarian meal at taxpayer expense. #MegynKellyEssentially
SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 Let them eat carp Qu’ils mangent de la carpe by shf CHICAGO (FastLaugh.com) — Asian carp are prolific, plankton-gobbling pests threatening to choke the life out of the Great Lakes, all the while an escalating number of Illinois residents go to bed hungry every night. Illinois officials launched an anti-hunger program today [...]
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Posted 22 September 2011
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shf happens on the road: Texting and driving and elk, Oh my! August 2, 2010 by shf Grand Teton National Park, WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note of warning to that graceful elk blissfully sauntering across U.S. Route 89 in Grand Teton National Park. Hey, there — graceful, blissful, sauntering elk… Since so many drivers in Grand [...]
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Posted 02 August 2010
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shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down July 28, 2010 by shf Bighorn Mountain, WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Hey there, Mr. Forty-Five Foot RV Guy with the Texas plates… That was quite the intestine-liquefying scare you gave yourself and family while careening down from 9,430 feet on Bighorn Mountain in Wyoming, with your SUV wildly in [...]
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Posted 28 July 2010
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shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign July 28, 2010 by shf Buffalo Gap National Grassland, SD (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the South Dakota Department of Transportation. Hey there, SDDOT… One afternoon recently, a somewhat startled traveler on Highway 44, just west of Scenic, SD in the Buffalo Gap National Grassland, was [...]
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Posted 28 July 2010
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Tagged: alcohol-related death, Buffalo Gap National Grassland, Department of Transportation, drive safely, drunken, grassland, highways, hillside, Indian Country, Indian Reservation, job security, law enforcement officer, Lloyd Looking Elk, memorial, Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, ravine, roadside memorial, safety, Scenic South Dakota, SDDOT, sign painter, signage, South Dakota, South Dakota Department of Transportation, speeding, telephone pole, utility crew, Whiteclay Nebraska, Why Die?, X Marks the Spot
shf happens on the road: In the dumps at KOA July 26, 2010 by shf Plattekill, NY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the management of Recreational Adventures Company — a family-owned and operated business — and the largest franchisee of KOA Kampgrounds of America. Hey there, Mr. and Mrs. Kamp… and to the rest of the [...]
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Posted 26 July 2010
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shf happens on the road: Bighorn Medicine Wheel July 24, 2010 by shf Medicine Wheel (Bighorn National Forest), WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the obnoxious tourist family with the brood of unruly, ADD children. Hey dude and Mrs. dude… When you conceived, and then acted upon, that brilliant idea of dragging your behaviorally-impaired young children [...]
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Posted 24 July 2010
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shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania July 23, 2010 by shf Roadkill, PA (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation. Dear PennDOT, Your Welcome Center Division is to be commended for having such incredibly visionary vision: “By assisting motorists as they enter Pennsylvania, the Welcome Center Division will drive safe, efficient [...]
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Posted 23 July 2010
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shf happens on the road: Gas pains in South Dakota July 22, 2010 by shf Chamberlain, SD (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the befuddled gas station cashier in Chamberlain, South Dakota. When a customer prepays you $60.00 for gas and tells you that they will return for their change and receipt, they have good reason to [...]
Y2K redux, Sony’s PlayStation 3 units crippled by 8001050F error likely due to calendar rollover screw up March 1, 2010 by shf FOSTER CITY, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Demonstrating a cautionary tale of the extraordinary power being ceded by humanity to advanced technology, and being wielded by seemingly innocuous calendar bugs to thoroughly disrupt daily life [...]
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Posted 01 March 2010
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Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods February 28, 2010 by shf CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – South Carolina’s randy, philandering Governor Mark Sanford has been selected to replace Tiger Woods as the new poster boy for an upcoming ‘Spay or Neuter’ ad campaign by animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical [...]
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Posted 28 February 2010
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FastLaugh.com Poll: Biggest Crotch Bombs of 2009 December 30, 2009 by shf DESERT PALMS, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — The results are now final… Despite a very spirited and thankfully unsuccessful last-week-of-the-year-challenge by Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, the winner of FastLaugh’s “Who’s the biggest Crotch Bomb of 2009?” poll is… Tiger Woods As recently as a few [...]
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Posted 30 December 2009
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Tiniest apartment in New York City December 6, 2009 by shf NEW YORK, NY (FASTLAUGH.com) – Zahara and Charles Prokow — and their two cats — live in the tiniest apartment in the city, an 80-square-foot micro-studio one hundred feet below Grand Central Station that the couple bought three months ago for $150,000. At 8 [...]
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Posted 08 December 2009
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Poll finds sexting a growing trend among seniors December 3, 2009 by shf WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Think your grandma isn’t “sexting”? Think again. Sexting — sharing sexually explicit photos, videos and chat by cell phone or online — now fairly commonplace with young people, is an emerging trend among seniors. More than ten percent of [...]
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Posted 03 December 2009
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