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Monthly Archives July 2010

shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down

shf happens on the road: Communication brake-down July 28, 2010 by shf Bighorn Mountain, WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Hey there, Mr. Forty-Five Foot RV Guy with the Texas plates… That was quite the intestine-liquefying scare you gave yourself and family while careening down from 9,430 feet on Bighorn Mountain in Wyoming, with your SUV wildly in [...]

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

shf happens on the road: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign July 28, 2010 by shf Buffalo Gap National Grassland, SD (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the South Dakota Department of Transportation. Hey there, SDDOT… One afternoon recently, a somewhat startled traveler on Highway 44, just west of Scenic, SD in the Buffalo Gap National Grassland, was [...]

¶ Posted 28 July 2010 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: alcohol-related death, Buffalo Gap National Grassland, Department of Transportation, drive safely, drunken, grassland, highways, hillside, Indian Country, Indian Reservation, job security, law enforcement officer, Lloyd Looking Elk, memorial, Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, ravine, roadside memorial, safety, Scenic South Dakota, SDDOT, sign painter, signage, South Dakota, South Dakota Department of Transportation, speeding, telephone pole, utility crew, Whiteclay Nebraska, Why Die?, X Marks the Spot

shf happens on the road: In the dumps at KOA

shf happens on the road: In the dumps at KOA July 26, 2010 by shf Plattekill, NY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the management of Recreational Adventures Company — a family-owned and operated business — and the largest franchisee of KOA Kampgrounds of America. Hey there, Mr. and Mrs. Kamp… and to the rest of the [...]

¶ Posted 26 July 2010 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: campground, contaminated water, de-sewaging, dump, family-owned, fecal contamination, fibs, franchisee, health risk, holding tank, hose connector, hose stub, hot and humid, kampground, Kampgrounds of America, KOA, non-potable, Plattekill NY, recreational adventures company, RV, sanitary deficiencies, sanitation, sewage, signage, splashing, State of New York Health Department, stranger, water faucet

shf happens on the road: Bighorn Medicine Wheel

shf happens on the road: Bighorn Medicine Wheel July 24, 2010 by shf Medicine Wheel (Bighorn National Forest), WY (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the obnoxious tourist family with the brood of unruly, ADD children. Hey dude and Mrs. dude… When you conceived, and then acted upon, that brilliant idea of dragging your behaviorally-impaired young children [...]

¶ Posted 24 July 2010 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: ADD, Bighorn Mountains, children, Craisen, dude, erosion, forest, forest ranger, hike, litter, Medicine Wheel, monument, national treasure, Native American, respect, rules, sacred, tourist, U.S. Forest Service, Wyoming

shf happens on the road: Wisconsin’s Cheese Toll

shf happens on the road: Wisconsin’s Cheese Toll July 24, 2010 by shf Beloit, WI (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note of thanks to the Wisconsin Department of Transportation. Dear WisDOT, How refreshing and instantly pleasing it was to cross into your lovely green state after grinding through the repetitive landscape of sticky-fingered toll-booth plazas across Ohio, Indiana, [...]

¶ Posted 24 July 2010 § BUSINESS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: alignment, artery, cheese, cheese toll, cholesterol, crumbling infrastructure, curd, I-80, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, OhioDOT, sales tax, tax, toll booth, traveler, Wisconsin, Wisconsin DOT

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania

shf happens on the road: Roadkill in Pennsylvania July 23, 2010 by shf Roadkill, PA (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation. Dear PennDOT, Your Welcome Center Division is to be commended for having such incredibly visionary vision: “By assisting motorists as they enter Pennsylvania, the Welcome Center Division will drive safe, efficient [...]

¶ Posted 23 July 2010 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: budget, carcass, decay, DOT, highway, hinterland, motorist, nausea, PennDOT, Pennsylvania, roadkill, safety, speeding ticket, visionary, welcome center

shf happens on the road: Gas pains in South Dakota

shf happens on the road: Gas pains in South Dakota July 22, 2010 by shf Chamberlain, SD (FASTLAUGH.com) — Note to the befuddled gas station cashier in Chamberlain, South Dakota. When a customer prepays you $60.00 for gas and tells you that they will return for their change and receipt, they have good reason to [...]

¶ Posted 22 July 2010 § shf § SOCIETY ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: befuddled, cashier, Chamberlain South Dakota, dollar, fuel, gas pains, gasoline, penny, South Dakota

BP fesses to photo fraud

BP fesses to photo fraud July 22, 2010 by shf Houston, TX (FASTLAUGH.com) — Beyond Pathetic now confirms what had already been widely suspected — that it intentionally posted photoshopped images of its Houston, TX Gulf of Mexico oil spill response crisis room, in a veiled attempt to portray competency and situational awareness. Scott Dean, [...]

¶ Posted 22 July 2010 § BUSINESS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: Beyond Pathetic, BP, British Petroleum, confession, crisis room, fraud, Gulf of Mexico oil spill, Houston, oil spill, pathetic, photographer, photoshop, situational awareness, spokesperson, Texas, Tony Hayward

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Turtle feeding a breadstick to his lazy fish and duck friends -- Courtesy of @FastLaugh
No wildlife were harmed in the making of this film, although a few fish and one of the ducks exhibited mild gastric symptoms from gluten intolerance ~ shf
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- RT @TheDailyEdge Conservatives Put Aside Concerns About Iran's Nuclear Ambitions to Express Outrage Over M.I.A.'s Middle Finger #SuperBowl 07:05:30 PM February 06, 2012 from web
- RT @KimJongNumberUn Wait - aren't they going to show the losing team being executed? #SuperBowl 04:15:14 AM February 06, 2012 from web
- RT @BorowitzReport The highpoint so far has been the commercials from all the car companies Romney wanted to go out of business. #SuperBowl 04:07:41 AM February 06, 2012 from web
- RT @PerryJerisho WAIT, you mean that wasn't Betty White singing at halftime? 04:01:25 AM February 06, 2012 from web
- Too Funny! RT @PerryJerisho http://t.co/UClfe0JB: Home of the singing goiter. 03:47:34 AM February 06, 2012 from web
- RT @BorowitzReport Shorter Teleflora ad: "Every fuck begins with flowers." #SuperBowl 03:45:32 AM February 06, 2012 from web
- RT @PerryJerisho Twinkies survive the apocalypse? They couldn't even survive the Recession. #SuperBowl 03:37:47 AM February 06, 2012 from web
- #MaterialFilms The Ticking of Gingham 123 11:14:41 PM February 05, 2012 from web
- RT @pourmecoffee Puppy Bowl is on. There's a "Ride Romney's Roof" competition this year. 08:25:50 PM February 05, 2012 from web
- RT @JamesNapoli Parents! Help your child develop an interest in logic and problem solving by getting them an Occam's Razor Scooter! 08:16:22 PM February 04, 2012 from web
- Scrap Iron Butterfly #recessionbands 04:09:47 AM February 04, 2012 from web
- RT @sirstefan Ja Rules of Attraction #rapbooks (cc: @FastLaugh) 04:00:35 AM February 04, 2012 from web
- :) RT @petabites Iron Made-in-China -AND- New Kids On The Auction Block #recessionbands 03:57:26 AM February 04, 2012 from web
- RT @sirstefan Love in the Time of Coolio #rapbooks 03:49:59 AM February 04, 2012 from web
- RT @paulapoundstone I've been getting my free breast cancer screening from the TSA. 12:22:39 AM February 04, 2012 from web
- Santorum fails to qualify for Indiana ballot, vows entry through back door if necessary: http://t.co/aFaSpVD3 11:24:55 PM February 03, 2012 from web
- RT @PerryJerisho How come hoarders never collect 1000's of brooms and room deodorizers? 11:15:32 PM February 03, 2012 from web
- Saving Face for the Cure. Nice try, #Komen. #PRFail #SavingFaceForTheCure 07:59:34 PM February 03, 2012 from web
- Expect to hear news soon that Komen's Karen Handel is resigning to pursue other witch-hunts #FireKarenHandel #Komen #KarenHandel 07:49:36 PM February 03, 2012 from web
- No jokin'... No, #Komen, apology NOT accepted. You've already shown your true colors #PinkWash #PRFail #DisgraceForTheCure #BPAInYourPerfume 06:12:55 PM February 03, 2012 from web
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