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Monthly Archives February 2010

Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods

Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods February 28, 2010 by shf CHARLESTON, S.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – South Carolina’s randy, philandering Governor Mark Sanford has been selected to replace Tiger Woods as the new poster boy for an upcoming ‘Spay or Neuter’ ad campaign by animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical [...]

Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season

Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season February 27, 2010 by shf SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Despite being clearly disappointed that the tsunami in Hawaii did not live up to their eager anticipation and expectations earlier today, senior executives at Holland America Lines — based in Seattle, [...]

¶ Posted 27 February 2010 § shf § WORLD ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: 8.8 magnitutude Chilean earthquake, Bangladesh, category 3, Chile, Chilean earthquake, contingency plan, disaster, Disaster Zone Cruising, earthquake, haiti, Hawaii, Hawaii tsunami, Holland America, hurricane, Hurricane Cruise, Indian Ocean, Labadee, Mexican Riviera, revenue-generating opportunity, Royal Caribbean Lines, Seattle Washington, SS Veendam, trends, tsunami, tsunami cruise, typhoon, typhoon season

Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising

Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising February 27, 2010 by shf SEATTLE, Wash. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Determined not to be outdone by rival Royal Caribbean Lines’ successful Disaster Zone Cruises to Haiti during last month’s devastating earthquake, Holland America Lines — based in Seattle, Washington — is rapidly mobilizing contingency plans to [...]

¶ Posted 27 February 2010 § shf § WORLD ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: Chilean earthquake, China, contingency plan, disaster, Disaster Zone Cruising, earthquake, elitist, Fox News, haiti, Hawaii, Hawaii tsunami, Holland America, hurricane, Hurricane Cruise, Labadee, Mexican Riviera, Palin, President, Royal Caribbean Lines, Sarah Palin, Seattle Washington, SS Veendam, trends, tsunami, tsunami cruise, U.S. foreign debt

Cuss Free Week coming to California

Cuss Free Week coming to California February 25, 2010 by shf SACRAMENTO, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Despite the massive budgetary disaster that threatens to sink California deep into the Pacific, State Assemblyman Anthony Portantino (D-La Canada Flintridge) flagrantly wasted taxpayers time and money this morning by introducing legislation to consider making next week a statewide profanity-free [...]

¶ Posted 25 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: Anthony Portantino, blush, budgetary disaster, California, California State Assembly, cursing, Cuss Free Week, cussing, debate, Democrats, dumbass, F word, GOP, grandma, hell, La Canada Flintridge, legislation, legislature, profanity, Republicans, resolution, Sacramento, shithead, State Senate, swearing, taxpayers

Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal

Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal February 24, 2010 by shf VANCOUVER, B.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Olympic figure skater, and classless sore loser, Evgeni Plushenko was unanimously awarded a Polonium-210 medal in Vancouver yesterday. The special medal was awarded to the Russian skater for exhibiting extremely disrespectful behavior towards the International Olympic Committee and towards his fellow competitors. [...]

¶ Posted 24 February 2010 § shf § SPORTS ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: awards, Canada, classless, Evgeni Plushenko, figure skating, International Olympic committee, IOC, medals, Olympics, platinum medal, Plushenko, Polonium-210, Russian, silver medal, skating, sore loser, unsportsmanlike conduct, Vancouver

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist February 24, 2010 by shf JACKSON, Miss. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour elaborated on assertions made in his Toyota op-ed piece appearing in The Washington Post this morning, directly placing full blame for the Toyota fiasco on President Obama and his cadre of liberal lawmakers in Congress for [...]

¶ Posted 24 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: America, apologist, assembly plant, attack, automobiles, backwater, blame, car, Congress, dangerous precedent, economic consequences, economy, employers, fiasco, Haley Barbour, hearings, House of Representatives, ill-informed voters, jobs, jobs over safety, lawmakers, liberals, Mississippi, Obama, Obama administration, President Obama, Prius, Republicans, safety, safety standards, Senate, socialist, term-limit, Toyota, vehicles, voters, Washington, White House

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode Febraury 23, 2010 by shf WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Bloviating archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh quickly took to the airwaves this afternoon to issue the following statement regarding former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney’s recent cardiac episode: “First, let me assure you — my loyal and obediant servants [...]

¶ Posted 23 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: airwaves, archconservative, audience, autonomic nervous system, blessings, bloviate, cardiac, catheterization, Cheney, chest pain, Christmas, conscience, conservative, death panels, diagnosis, doctors, emotions, Hawaii, Healthcare, heart, heart attack, holiday season, hospital, liberals, listeners, medical insurance, medical tests, odds of survival, pain, pampered white guys, Phantom Heart Syndrome, polls, radio, radio host, ratings, rich white guys, Rush Limbaugh, screeds, socialized medicine, soul, spasms, stress test, Valentine's Day, vestigial emotions

Toyota dealership unaware of recall

Toyota dealership unaware of recall February 23, 2010 by shf TORRANCE, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Despite rabid media and congressional attention focused on the massive failures of Toyota Motor Corp. for a host of safety issues, at least one Toyota dealership in Southern California was in the dark regarding details of the recall of millions of [...]

¶ Posted 23 February 2010 § BUSINESS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: accelerator pedal, anger, auto dealership, automobile, car, Congress, congressional district, criminal investigation, defect, ethics, Fail Whale, failure, fiasco, General Motors, GM, jobs, lawmakers, lobbyist, media, Prius, profits, recall, safety, semantics, Toyota, Twitter, vehicle

Fiorina’s next Demon Ruminant attack ad to accuse Campbell of being a Yaks and Spend Republican

Fiorina’s next Demon Ruminant attack ad to accuse Campbell of being a Yaks and Spend Republican February 8, 2010 by shf [...] Unaltered photo (MPR Photo/Ambar Espinoza) @ http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/12/19/yak_farmer/

¶ Posted 08 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: attack ad, California, campaigns, candidates, Carly, Carly Fiorina, conservatives, deception, deceptive advertising, demon sheep, demon yak, Fiorina, humor in advertising, internet ads, pandering, Republicans, right-wing, ruminants, Senate, sheep, Tax and Spend Republican, Tom Campbell, yak, Yaks and Spend Republican

Palin 2012 T-shirt, MY HEART BELONGS TO A PALM READER, selling briskly

Palin 2012 T-shirt, MY HEART BELONGS TO A PALM READER, selling briskly February 7, 2010 by shf FASTLAUGH.com [...] T-shirt with the slogan MY HEART BELONGS TO A PALM READER (minus the Sarah Palin image and the Palin 2012 text) @ cafepress.com

¶ Posted 07 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: 2012 presidential campaign, cheater, conservative, crib notes, GOP, Nashville, Palin, Palin 2012, palm, Palm Reader, POTUS, Presidency, Republicans, Sarah Palin, T-shirts, Tea Party Convention, TelePalm

Fiorina’s Sheep ad fleeces facts

Fiorina’s Sheep ad fleeces facts February 7, 2010 by shf SAN FRANCISCO (FASTLAUGH.com) — Republican Senate candidate Carly Fiorina fleeced the facts when she pandered to the far right with her recent internet Sheep ad in a desperate and transparent bid to use humor as a cover for her deception, and to ingratiate herself with [...]

¶ Posted 07 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: alpacas, antelope, attack ad, bison, camels, campaigns, candidates, Carly, Carly Fiorina, cattle, conservatives, deception, deceptive advertising, deer, demon sheep, Fiorina, fleece, giraffes, goats, humor in advertising, internet ads, llamas, mammals, nilgai, Oakland CA, pandering, press conference, pronghorn, Republicans, right-wing, ruminants, Senate, sheep, Tom Campbell, water buffalo, wildebeest, yak

Edwards sex tape leaked

Edwards sex tape leaked February 07, 2010 by shf PITTSBORO, N.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones sternly demanded under threat of contempt that Andrew Young, sycophant former aide to two-time presidential candidate John Edwards, relinquish to his court by next Wednesday, the flagrante delicto video featuring Edwards and his then-pregnant mistress Rielle [...]

¶ Posted 07 February 2010 § POLITICS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: Andrew Young, Atlanta, citizenry, coiffed, comb, comtempt of court, court, Democrats, distractions, flagrante delicto, hairbrush, haircut, John Edwards, mistress, Pants on the Ground, pregnant mistress, presidential candidate, Red Ink, Rielle Hunter, safety deposit box, sex, sex tape, sycophant, tattoo, tattoo parlor, tramp stamp, viral video, YouTube

Clunkers for Toyotas

Clunkers for Toyotas February 5, 2010 by shf WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — The Obama administration smacked the smug off the corporate face of Japanese auto giant Toyota this afternoon, holding an emergency press conference to announce an unprecedented relief program for U.S. consumers stuck with defective Toyota vehicles. U.S. Department of Transportation Deputy Secretary John D. [...]

¶ Posted 05 February 2010 § BUSINESS § shf ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: Accelerator Pedal Assembly Friction Devices, Auto industry, automobile, billion dollar, Bo (Obama's dog), cars, Cash for Clunkers, Clunkers for Toyotas, consumers, defective, Department of Transportation, Drill Baby Drill, emergency bailout, federal government, gas-guzzlers, government, Japan, John D. Porcari, muzzle, Obama administration, oil, Prius, Ray LaHood, right-wing, ritual suicide, stimulus funds, stockpile, Toyota, Transportation Secretary

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Monthly Archives February 2010

Sanford to be featured in PETA ad, replacing Tiger Woods

Holland America disappointed by minor tsunami in Hawaii, looks forward to Indian Ocean typhoon season

Tsunami Cruises to Hawaii, latest trend in Disaster Zone Cruising

Cuss Free Week coming to California

Plushenko awarded Polonium-210 medal

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Toyota apologist

Limbaugh issues statement on Cheney cardiac episode

Toyota dealership unaware of recall

Fiorina’s next Demon Ruminant attack ad to accuse Campbell of being a Yaks and Spend Republican

Palin 2012 T-shirt, MY HEART BELONGS TO A PALM READER, selling briskly

Fiorina’s Sheep ad fleeces facts

Edwards sex tape leaked

Clunkers for Toyotas

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Monthly Archives February 2010

shf happens… and then you laugh

shf happens… by the tag

shf happens... by the word

shf happens… by the day

shf happens... by the turtle

shf happens… by the post

shf happens… by the page