Zsa Zsa as California’s First Princess? January 25, 2010 by shf WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Hungarian-born actress and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ninth husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, 65, held a news conference in West Hollywood on Monday to unveil a huge billboard of himself outfitted as a Park Avenue doorman, and to announce [...]
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Posted 26 January 2010
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Tagged: 60s sitcoms, affairs, amnesty, Anna Nicole Smith, babies, Belair, billboard, broad amnesty, California, campaign, cop-slapping, countryside, daughters, doorman, earworm, Eva Gabor, farming, fiscally conservative, gay marraige, German-born, Governor, Green Acres, headline-seeking, illegal immigrants, legalization of marijuana, Lisa Douglas, marijuana, news conference, Park Avenue, Playboy magazine, POLITICS, pot, prince, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, princess, props, quixotic, Republicans, Rodeo Drive, Sacramento, Schwarzenegger, sitcoms, slap cops, socialite, socially liberal, stores, theme songs, whores, Zsa Zsa Gabor
Leno wangles chance to bomb in former slot January 22, 2010 by shf BURBANK, Calif. (FASTLAUGH.com) — Affiliates 1, NBC 0, Conan $45,000,000. Shortly after reaching a forty-five million dollar exit deal with Conan O’Brien, and yielding to a withering firestorm from burned affiliates earlier this month, panicked NBC executives yesterday revealed their latest scheme [...]
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Posted 22 January 2010
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Tagged: advertising, advertising revenue, affiliates, attention-span, audience, boredom, Burbank, Conan O’Brien, drivel, ego, ENTERTAINMENT, executives, face-saving, infomercials, interstitials, Jay Leno, Jeff Gaspin, late-night, Leno, local news, M*A*S*H, NBC, NBC Universal Television Entertainment, newscast, prime-time, reruns, revenue, Tonight Show, TV, viewership, yacker
Edwards confesses paternity, continues denials of campaign fund misuse January 21, 2010 by shf CHARLOTTE, N.C. (FASTLAUGH.com) – With his credibility irrevocably shattered after finally admitting this morning that he fathered a child with his mistress while his wife was valiantly battling incurable cancer, former North Carolina senator and failed presidential candidate John Edwards continues [...]
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Posted 21 January 2010
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Tagged: affair, Bernie Madoff, brush (hair), campaign, campaign finance, cancer, cellmate, comb (hair), confession, credibility, daughter, Democratic, Democrats, denials, Elizabeth Edwards, fall from grace, federal grand jury, hair, John Edwards, love child, lustrous hair, mistress, nomination, North Carolina, paternity, POLITICS, presidential candidate, prison, Quinn, quixotic, Rielle Hunter, self-delusion, senator, silence, Tiger Woods
Labadee, Ladeedah January 20, 2010 by shf PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (FASTLAUGH.com) – Royal Caribbean International fired back at its critics today for challenging its decision to continue port calls on its private Labadee resort located just 135 km from the horrific scenes of death and devastation in Port-au-Prince. Royal Caribbean’s President and CEO, Adam Goldstein, in [...]
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Posted 20 January 2010
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Tagged: angels, Bangladesh, bar, barbeque, beach, Beatles, cocktails, cruise, death, Desmond, desperation, devastation, disaster, earthquake, economy, family, food, haiti, heaven, Holland America, hurricane, karaoke, Labadee, lyrics, Mexican Riviera, Mexico, mojito, Obladi Oblada, parody, Port-au-Prince, resorts, Royal Caribbean, rubble, satirist, sun, survivors, swim-up bar, tanning, typhoon, Veendam, water
Healthcare reform in hypocritical condition by shf January 10, 2010 WASHINGTON (FASTLAUGH.com) — Congress further dilutes healthcare reform as the usual partisan hacks point fingers and hurl accusations at each other for meaningless political gain over the day’s talking points and news cycle… That says it all for the moment.
Limbaugh: Tests confirm no heart, “Phantom Heart Syndrome” by shf January 3, 2010 HONOLULU (FASTLAUGH.com) – Archconservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves this morning to assure his faithful listeners that he was on the mend following two days of testing and hospitalization upon experiencing what he characterized as “…excruciating chest pains, [...]
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Posted 03 January 2010
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Tagged: airwaves, angiogram, archconservative, audience, autonomic nervous system, blessings, bloviate, chest pain, Christmas, conscience, conservative, diagnosis, doctors, emotions, Hawaii, Healthcare, heart, holiday season, Honolulu, hospital, liberals, listeners, medical tests, on the mend, pain, Phantom Heart Syndrome, polls, radio, radio host, ratings, resorts, Rush Limbaugh, screeds, shaving, soul, spasms, vacation, vestigial emotions
MTV scraps plans for South Padre by shf January 1, 2010 NEW YORK (FASTLAUGH.com) – MTV abruptly announced yesterday that it had scrapped plans for the new reality show, South Padre, modeled after its hit series Jurzee Shore, due to a new Texas law placing heavy restrictions on teen tanning that goes into effect today. [...]
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Posted 01 January 2010
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Tagged: Gulf Coast, Jersey Shore, Jurzee, Jurzee Shore, laws, MTV, New Jersey, South Padre Island, tanning, Teens, Texas, TV
