Sarah the Cheetah stripped of land speed record September 12, 2009 by shf CINCINNATI, Ohio (FASTLAUGH.com) – Sarah the Cheetah, just days after setting the new record as the world’s fastest female cheetah, was stripped of the world record today after failing a gender verification test to prove that she is a she-cat.
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